Anal bleaching

I am really curious now.......do you make much porn then ???

 

Make, no.
Watch, sometimes, yes.
[Okay, correction, I'm a guy... construe whatever you like by implication... I leave the rest up to imagination.]

 

Soooo, am I the only one thinking....ouch?

 

Doesn't laundry bleach burn your skin? I hope it's a different type of bleach.

Also, if more people went au naturel, then they wouldn't have to worry about dark anuses, the hair would obscure it.

EDIT: Coincidentally, just found this on FB. Only the second time I've heard of anal bleaching. weird...

 

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s nothing. I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”
“Whoa,” replied the first woman. “I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”


HE HE

 

FWIW #PostYourButthole is trending right now on Twitter

Who's in?

 

You're in luck, babe, I have soothing ointment.

 

When I were a lad, this was the only source of porn!

 

Can't recall offhand the first time I heard references to the practice, but FWIW you can YouTube google Bruno bleaching & see the scene where he gets it done while talking on the phone. I refuse to post the link myself just because I refuse to post the link.

 

The first time I saw porn was when someone dumped a few mags in the woods behind my house, a gang of us found it. I was about eight or nine and my brother a year older, he took it home to show my mother lol , don't think they had anal bleaching then as I can remember being horrified by the pubic hair.

 

You forgot the

 

This thread is hillarious!

 

Hey! This is grave, pressing business we're talking about here, and I should advise you to take it more seriously.

 

I want to get mine chromed.

 

Wow, that is hard core bling

 

Yes, it will be my own personal shining star.