Anal bleaching

If you get the reflection right, your star could be seen for miles

 

Brown dwarf?

 

What is it with finding nudie magazines in the woods?
When I was a kid, we found Playboy, Hustler, Gallery and I think even Swank magazines, or parts of magazines, in the woods.
I didn't question it then, as I just chalked it up to and thanked the nudie magazine woods fairy.
But, who was it that was leaving all those magazines in all the woods around the world?

 

It seemed normal to find porn mags lying around years ago, they seemed to be in the woods, down the park, in hedgerows. Either because porn mags went up in price and the fairies couldn't afford to drop them off anymore or people stopped dumping them as it wasn't as shocking as it used to be to have a porn collection in your house. One of those world mysteries that we will never solve.

 

This thread. Wait a minute... uh... exactly how much time do we spend staring at each our girlfriends'/wives' assholes, again?

I mean, really... the only time I'm even particularly interested in it that orifice is when I'm thinking about sweet-sweet penetration.

And, I gotta be honest: I'm totally not concerned with whether or not ye olde cinnamon ring is the same shade as her forearms.

Brown or white, my penis doesn't discriminate.

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Related:

Is there such a thing as asshole racism?

 

Oh come on Plan9 who doesn't want a bright and shiny balloon knot?

 

The internet killed roadside porn.
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There are racist assholes.
There are asshole racists.
There must be asshole racism out there somewhere.

 

Can I just say, I've never refused to enter an asshole due to its colour.

I do however discriminate on gender grounds, having refused once the kind offer of entry to an asshole of a chap who seemed keen for me to pop in.

 

I have no opinion on this subject, weird as that my seem. I’ve never heard of bleaching your asshole before. Well..........nope nothing.