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Best Car for a MILF?

Discussion in 'Tilted Gear' started by ZombieSquirrel, Mar 17, 2016.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    There was a story in the local newspaper about a year ago about a car-jacking in Omaha where it turned out that Mr. Thug couldn't drive the stick-shift car he had jacked. He was still trying to figure it out when the cops arrived...
    Speaking of repairs, my 2002 SAAB with over 250k miles is still on its original clutch, unless the original owner replaced it in the first 60k before I bought it as a four year old car.:)
     
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  2. Griffey is fine and will be picked up today. Probably won't be getting a new car as soon as I had thought.
     
  3. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    Soccer mom's van, don't misjugde them :)
     
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  4. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Yay! And boo. I'm sure you're ready to move on to a mom-mobile. But it must be nice to have your old car back.
     
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  5. I'm not ready to give up my little sporty car. It's still manageable with a kid so I am in no hurry to get a vehicle fit for the school drop off lane just yet.....
     
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  6. DAKA

    DAKA Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Fort Lauderdale
    I am a firm believer in a CPO vehicle....get it from a same brand dealer, it'll probably be a lease return...ask to see the service records and make sure that it was properly serviced...also a CARFAX is a good idea.
    A lot of the CPO's come with 3 years of warranty....any you are paying just over 1/2 the new car list price....a LOT of HAGGLING is involved and be prepared to walk out of the first "meeting" just let them keep calling you back...it's part of the "game"
    Oh, and what's with the MILF thing?
     
  7. Ask Borla
     
  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member Donor



    It describes @ZombieSquirrel.

    She's a:

    Madly
    Insane
    Lunatic
    Feminist



    Or maybe she's into agriculture and Islam more than we know
    Militant
    Islamic
    Lesbian
    Farmer


    Or she proclaims her love of mushrooms on her pizza with a bumper sticker that says:
    Maybe
    I
    Love
    Fungus

    Or she might be my:
    Mostly
    Idiotic
    Lady
    Friend
     
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  9. See...we were all entertained by Borla's attempt at being funny.
     
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Sorry, not all of us can make everyone crack up laughing just by posting a picture of our face.
     
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  11. DAKA

    DAKA Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Fort Lauderdale
    OK,that's just what I thought !!
     
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  12. roblincoln

    roblincoln Vertical

    Location:
    Fort Worth
    Best MILFmobile? Why not go all out? - '69 Mustang Mach 1 Cobra Jet! Announce your presence with authority.
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    this....
     
  14. Lindy

    Lindy Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Sounds like the best car for a forty year old boy.
     
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    HEY! What's wrong with forty-year-old boys!?
     
  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    Many empty-nesters, or folks with no kids, decide to "revisit their youth" with "toys" once they're finacially comfortable. It's mostly guys, but applies to some women.

    When our car was recently declared totaled (the details are posted in the more private forum), we bought a very practical basic model Toyota Rav4.
     
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  17. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass Donor

    Location:
    Colorado
    Or 60 yr old ones?

    My wife told me that she drove the $%^&ing station wagon for 20 yrs and that I had best figure out how to haul Molly in my vehicle. So I bought a truck.
     
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    My wife got the new '16 Rav4, I now drive the '04 Highlander. In all fairness, she drives a lot of miles, so the new vehicle with the modern safety features being hers makes sense.
     
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, I meant to say: Everyone knows that the best car for a MILF is a BMW 7 Series.... #sugarmamaMILF
     
    Last edited: May 13, 2016
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  20. roblincoln

    roblincoln Vertical

    Location:
    Fort Worth
    tbh - it appeals more to my 40 yr old MILFy wife than it does to 53 yr old me. Granted, I'm not opposed.