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Bigger penis.

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    I searched and didn't find a topic on this..

    Is there really a safe way to increase your penis size? Or is it one of those things that you got what you got. Have you used anything before and did it work??

    I've never used anything before. Just looking.
     
  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    You got what you got.
    Now get out there and make the best use of it!
     
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member Donor

    I think if you are anywhere near "normal" in size and want to be bigger, you are probably overestimating how important size is. I think most women are less concerned about that than many men (again, assuming some reasonably normal size).

    In reality, the only difference most men can make in this regard is to get in shape. It is simple science/biology. Better blood flow equals firmer (and sometimes slightly larger) erections. Less fatty tissue in the pubic region means more length too.
     
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  4. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Unfortunately, I don't believe any such way exists yet.

    If you (like me) are dissatisfied with your size, all I can say is be glad it works, and hone your skills at cunnilingus.
     
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Yeah, the only thing I've heard of working is to lose weight. It's not just that it can help with the length, it's also an illusion of sorts. Being overweight makes men look smaller because it's surrounded by something big. Skinny guys look bigger.
     
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    1. If your penis is anywhere near 5" erect, there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding size. Penis size is greatly overrated in this age of 24/7 free porn on our smartphones.
    2. To reinforce what @Levite says: cunnilingus mastery should be a goal.
    3. To many women (apparently), penile penetration is overrated. Many achieve orgasm by other means.
    4. The brain is a far more sophisticated and impactful organ than the penis. View sex as a complexity to explore, rather than a place to rub your penis.
    5. Look into the erogenous zones.
    6. Look into getting a dildo/vibrator.
    Bonus: Sexual satisfaction begins outside of the bedroom.*

    /unsolicitedadvice

    *Bedroom is used figuratively to mean wherever you decide to fuck.
     
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  7. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    Pills don't work, pumps don't work, none of the torture devices that claim to stretch it work, and the satisfaction rate among men who have had penis enlargement surgery is around 30% The only things that really work are losing weight and pubic liposuction to reduce the padding over the pubic bone.

    The big thing to remember is that women tend to be more satisfied by partners with below-average penis size because those guys compensate by getting better with their hands and mouths. If you're in a situation where a partner specifically wants something bigger, you can look into toys like extenders and strap ons.
     
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  8. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    The words "... and he has a tiny dick!" are never used positively.

    If, in @Plan9's memorable phrase, you're hung like a tube of chapstck -- as I am -- women who like you will be too polite to talk about it. But if you alienate them, it will be one of the first insults they think of.

    If you're a standard deviation (or more) below average, and heterosexual, size turns out to matter a lot.

    When you look back on all the sexual encounters you've ever had, how many times has your penis directly caused a female orgasm?

    For me, the answer is just once ever. In 1982. And the woman in question is a lesbian now.

    When your wife complains about it -- and, in some angry moment, she will -- there is no way she can take it back.

    You may not think that bigger guys are superior to you, but rest assured, they certainly do. That's what those snickers mean.

    Still, look at the bright side. You haven't exactly lost the genome lottery. You could have been born with Down's syndrome. You could have been born under a bridge in Bangladesh. You could have been born into a time and place of war, brutality, terror, slavery, famine and epidemic disease.

    Instead, you are lucky enough to be living in the First World in the 21st century. You're one of the most fortunate human beings who have ever lived.

    If you're a TFP regular, you're surely at least a standard deviation smarter than average. Intelligence has a steep negative correlation to penis size. So, chances are, the smaller you are, the smarter you are. How many IQ points would you give up for an extra inch? My answer is none.

    Moreover, you live in an age where masturbation is seen as healthy instead of sinful. And that's one sexual activity where size truly does not matter. If no vagina welcomes you, your hand can serve that function.

    So, count your blessings.
     
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  9. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache? Donor

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Look at it this way, @ralphie250, like a guy I know says, "At least you're not a loser with a skinny wiener."
     
  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member Donor

    I don't think penis size to female orgasm correlation is usually appropriate unless we are talking about the most EXTREME examples, like bottom 5 percentile.
     
  11. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    [never mind]
     
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Wait—how to lesbians achieve orgasm?!

     
  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache? Donor

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Are you writing a manual? :p
     
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Heh, heh....

    You said manual....
     
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  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    From what I've read, in my many, many years on the internet, there are some surgical procedures that CAN make you a little bigger. The most successful ones implant stuff to make you bigger around, though through cutting of certain tendons, and wearing weights to stretch out your junk for a period of time, you can (possibly) increase the usable length. If you notice some of the guys in pornos have dongs that are low slung and never seem to point up, they probably had that procedure (but probably didn't really need it). The downside is that if you don't successfully keep the junk stretched out long enough, you can actually causes shrinkage...

    Pills won't do jack, but maybe make you more stiff. Some goat-weed stuff works, especially the stuff with stimulants. Viagra and Cialis are pretty easy to get a scrip for, but they won't make you bigger. (experience)

    Nobody is cutting my junk
     
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  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Some if that just sounds painful.
     
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  17. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    While not tiny, I am a bit below average (from what I've read). Thanks to my abilities with my mouth and hands, it has never really been a problem. My wife is very small, and I'm about the limit for her anyway**. I never had anyone complain about my size. The occasional "You didn't last long enough" or even once or twice "you lasted too long" has come along. There's no pleasing everyone.

    **Now if she would just start to have any kind of a sex drive I'd be happier...
     
  18. Spiritsoar

    Spiritsoar Slightly Tilted Donor

    Location:
    New York
    The surgical method (cutting the penile suspensory ligament), in my opinion, shouldn't really be considered except for people with micropenis (diagnosed, not penile dysmorphic disorder) or for people who have some sort of trauma. It can have significant complications. The most common for the lengthening being loss of control and stability of the penis as @Cayvmann mentioned, as well as 'scrotalization' of the penis, in which the organ looks as though it's arising from the scrotum instead of from the abdominal wall. Girth increasing procedures, which are usually accomplished by implanting tissue, can have complications with reabsorption and making your junk look lumpy. Pubic liposuction is an option that has the same possible complications of other liposuctions. I think the main reason to consider this option would be after significant weight loss has already occurred along with skin excision in order to tighten up the area similar to a tummy tuck.
     
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I tried increasing it with my hands...but I just got hairy palms. (sweaty too...:D )
     
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  20. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    I've always been extremely self-conscious about my size and losing 60 pounds gave me an extra inch. It also comes with the added bonus that I'm no longer diabetic and I might be the first man in my family in two generations to make it to age 65.
     
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