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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    Initial attraction is usually based on physical appearance. To tie this into this thread, most women say crotch observing and penis size estimating isn't something they consider when looking a guy over, although some admit they can't un-see the fact that some guys are clearly packing. The person who catches your eye, say at a friend's party, might be disappointing when you decide to approach them.

    The woman with smoking hot looks could be totally narcissistic, her one and only interest is fashion, dry ice in bed (if it gets that far), etc.

    The good-looking, tall, & muscular guy could be totally narcissistic, an overgrown teenage jock, one-dimensional in bed (if it gets that far), etc.
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    FYI
    Pornstar Measurements

    Actually, I found this quite fascinating... (knowing me...from a analytical side...seeking the truth :rolleyes:)
    that there often mis-perception of size and proportion
    due to camera angles, emphasis AND at times the out right intentional exaggeration to provoke attention and fantasy.

    I knew the industry and quite a few pornstars way back when.
    Their job is to sell a story.
    And most men are picked for their stamina and ability to produce ON CUE. (and these days, it's assisted by Cialis...Viagra tends to be more intense short term...Cialis allows a smoother push over a longer time...which pros want for long days)
    If size is a factor, it's often for the camera angle to get in there better.
    NOT for pleasure.

    Pleasure in reality is based off of skill, passion
    and the mood/desire/comfort of the woman at THAT TIME.

    If I were someone concerned...I'd focus on becoming a commodity...skill, mindset, energy and GIVING pleasure no-holds barred.
    IRL, Skill with the hammer is more important than the hammer

    But in Hollywood and film/vids...it's about getting that shot. (pun intended ;))

    ** NOTE: lots of dick pics...for reference/sampling, of course
     
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  3. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

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    Guess it is time to get tumblr again, I want to see. ;)
     
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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    Cheaper Than A Shrink.jpg

    A few books I found while searching for weird book titles.

    Interesting note--The number of texts on small penises seems to outnumber the ones on large penises. LOL!


    301 Moved Permanently(1).jpg

    How To Have Gay Anal Sex _ Tips _ Advice On How To Bottom.jpg

    Smashwords – The Small Penis Bible – a book by Ant Smith.jpg
     
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    Small Penis Positions is most likely not an actual book, although Mike Alvear is an author who writes about sex (per my quick research).
     
  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    [​IMG]

    (I hope there's enough older members who've been around long enough to get this joke.)
     
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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    IIRC Colton showed up here at least twice. I recall him wanting to post photos of himself nude, but he didn't want any gay guys looking at them. And he started off intentionally writing like a first grader.
     
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  8. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Yup. @Plan9 made him the butt of several jokes, including using his pic as an avatar. Currently, everyone's favorite homophobe is currently in a Texas jail, a fate hilariously ironic.

    Oh, and just to bring this back on-topic (somewhat)
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    What's the jail story??????
     
  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Standing in the Door Donor

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    Heh, I knew I felt a great disturbance in the force.
     
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  12. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    @Plan9 is back in the game.
     
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  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    Oh hell, yes. I literally mentioned you and your sand-land port-o-potty building nearly the same time you showed up, @Plan9 to a 14 year old who wants to limit her future. We were talking about life goals.
     
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    Also, I now have Colton Rosenbusch's home address and phone number. #random
     
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  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Isn't it every 14yr old girl's dream to grow up and be @Plan9 ?
     
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  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    She wants to make money and blow shit up... So... Yeah.
     
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  17. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    How about having a "better" penis?

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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    Brehs____I am about to get mad bishes at the gym with my ___.jpg
     
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  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Q: Why does this seem somewhat fishy.

    A: It's a codpiece.:rolleyes:
     
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    Yes. And in all likelihood the MPE "ad" is fake.

    No, I didn't search to see if MPE is an actual product.


    Really, I didn't. :p


    Which reminds me of a really old joke (very poorly written):

    Joe and Sue meet in a bar, and after a few drinks they decide to have sex. Back at Joe's place Sue starts undressing. She does a slow strip, throwing her top on the sofa, then her pants, then her padded uplifting bar, and then her padded glutes panties. When Joe remains seated on the sofa, she asks in her most seductive voice, "Why are you still on the sofa?." Joe responds, "Because most of you is here on the sofa."
     
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