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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by uncle phil, Aug 15, 2011.

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  1. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    [​IMG]
     
    uncle phil, Sep 5, 2011
    #61
  2. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    DamnitAll, Sep 5, 2011
    #62
  3. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    "If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and a half."

    Rodney Dangerfield - when he was asked how long he would be hospitalized after a surgery that was being done
     
    Speed_Gibson, Sep 5, 2011
    #63
  4. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    [​IMG]
     
    uncle phil, Sep 6, 2011
    #64
  5. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    "It is hard to know whether war or peace makes the greater changes in our vocabularies, both of the tongue and of the spirit."

    - M. F. K. Fisher
     
    uncle phil, Sep 7, 2011
    #65
  6. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    [​IMG]
     
    uncle phil, Sep 8, 2011
    #66
  7. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    In a democracy
    Only the un-enfranchised
    Are innocent civilians
    - Labi Siffre
     
    Zen, Sep 8, 2011
    #67
  8. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    Get started-and you've already jumped the highest hurdle in most tasks.
    - Cindy Francis
     
    uncle phil, Sep 9, 2011
    #68
  9. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    QFT, but what is bad oral sex? I do not understand the concept.
     
    Cayvmann, Sep 9, 2011
    #69
  10. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    ^ hehe...

    dum vivo, vivebo...
    (while i am alive, i will live...)

    - i read it somewhere
     
    uncle phil, Sep 10, 2011
    #70
  11. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    i think, therefore i am...

    - rene descartes
     
    uncle phil, Sep 11, 2011
    #71
  12. Stick

    Stick Vertical

    Location:
    Mudgee, Australia
    "Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."
    Robert A. Heinlein
     
    Stick, Sep 12, 2011
    #72
  13. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    take my wife, please...

    - henny youngman
     
    uncle phil, Sep 12, 2011
    #73
  14. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    "He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice."

    -Albert Einstein​
     
    uncle phil, Sep 13, 2011
    #74
  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    So, Einstein never went to band camp then
     
    Cayvmann, Sep 13, 2011
    #75
  16. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

    -Jack Handey​
     
    uncle phil, Sep 14, 2011
    #76
  17. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats."

    -Henry Louis Mencken​
     
    uncle phil, Sep 15, 2011
    #77
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  18. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

    -Albert Einstein​
     
    uncle phil, Sep 16, 2011
    #78
  19. CaptainBob

    CaptainBob Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Kingston, eh?
    "I feel sorta bad."

    - Semhar Tadesse
     
    CaptainBob, Sep 16, 2011
    #79
  20. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."

    -Elvis Presley​
     
    uncle phil, Sep 17, 2011
    #80
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