You ever notice how they make all kinds of vegetarian food to imitate meat? Tofu steaks. Veggie burgers. Meatless hot dogs. Tofurkey. Black bean sausage. They always advertise how "it's so good it almost tastes like the real thing!" I've been in a lot of grocery stores. I've been in a lot of butcher shops. I've looked at a lot of advertisements. Never once saw or heard anyone say "You gotta try this steak!! It takes just like carrots!" The reason why is obvious.