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Does your SO/you give bj's? Maybe NSFW.

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. kramus

    kramus what I might see

    Relevant:
    View: https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY


    My Lady uses the term “perfect al dente” when describing my turgidity. Which is a bit scary. She loves to bite the shaft. And the head. I think of her chompy ways as the toll I pay for getting head on demand (eg. we’ve celebrated Hummer Week faithfully every lunar month since we first hooked up in 2005 - math telling me we’re now north of 150) plus all the other bjs that I get to enjoy. “You really don’t love this? Come on. You have to!” Thank goodness she’ll always settle in and give me a world-class thorough pleasuring.
     
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  2. Derwood

    Derwood Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I think we've found the only man on earth who isn't interested in blowjobs. I mean, even the pope thinks about them now and then
     
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  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]

    I actually did a search for my fellow spirit-brothers and found a few around the internet who were.. um, deflated by the... jaws of defeat.
     
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  4. Derwood

    Derwood Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    But there has to be an infinitesimally small number of women who are so bad at BJ's that they use their teeth. I think it happened to me once, and not even that bad.
     
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  5. AlwaysCurious

    AlwaysCurious Vertical

    Location:
    Great Britain
    I vary frequency when it comes to giving bjs to my bf.
    No reason in particular, more so I have phases of what I really crave sexually.
    I haven't given him any in a while (last time we ended up distracted by other things...) but recently I've been thinking about the perfect way to surprise him with one...(well....it's the beginning of the new phase).

    Sent from my LG-H815 using Tapatalk
     
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  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Given the number of articles on bad blow jobs guys have experienced I'd say the number's a hell of a lot larger than "infinitesimally small." :D

    Top 5 Blow Job Mistakes Women Make That Guys Hate

    11 Men Reveal What Women Do Wrong During Oral Sex That Makes Blowjobs TERRIBLE

    11 Types Of Bad Blow Jobs - the Urban Dater

    (This one's hilarious; I LOL'd while reading it!)
    18 Dudes Describe What It’s Like To Get A Bad Blowjob And What Makes It So Terrible
     
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  7. Azharen

    Azharen Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Springfield, OR
    Figured I'd post a video of from someone who's given MANY a BJ...Enjoy

     
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  8. AlwaysCurious

    AlwaysCurious Vertical

    Location:
    Great Britain
    Ngl just the thought of some woman using teeth or even chewing makes ME cringe. And I dont even have a dick!

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  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    This man enjoys some not so gentle teeth on the glans. During PIV my wife enjoys the extra swelling it causes.
     
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  10. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    I've had ONE toothy BJ in my life.

    I like those odds.
     
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    If there is actual chewing going on, unrequested, you're doing it wrong.
     
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  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Holy shit, how did we get from a little gentle scrape to chewing? I can only see teeth being a problem if a woman has a chipped tooth, or something that makes the teeth jagged. Even as a teen with braces it was never a problem.
    I remember one man-child a long time ago that just hated it. He thought it was sinful or unclean or something. With him it was a sure way to cause erection wilt.

    I think we should just accept that MMG isn't interested. I doesn't sound like anyone is going to force oral attentions upon his dick.
     
  13. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Not all penises are the same. Girth + woman with not as great a range of motion in her jaw = you're might have a bad time.

    MOST women realize this though so they don't take it all the way and everything is fine. Then you get the one who tries to do the full technique :(

    Also I've seen some "sex advice" in places like Cosmo which mentions using your teeth in a way that an inexperienced woman may think means really USE your teeth.
     
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The articles, ha ha.

    Yep. To each his own. I don't like receiving at all, so I can understand.
     
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  15. AlwaysCurious

    AlwaysCurious Vertical

    Location:
    Great Britain
    Just out of curiosity - why don't you like receiving?
     
  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Can't ever relax. Prefer the cock.
    Those are pretty much my reasons.
    But, pretty much a manifestation of my anxieties. All 750 million of them.
     
  17. AlwaysCurious

    AlwaysCurious Vertical

    Location:
    Great Britain
    Ik the feeling.
    Well. Some of it I suppose. I find it incredibly enjoyable but having any face i.e. eyes down there makes me really self conscious and it does detract from it all.
     
  18. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Statistical probability of that happening (even if I were so inclined) is less than zero!

    However, the very idea of being paranoid that such an impossibility would happen made me laugh so hard that I now have more material for Photoshops, so watch me turn this nightmare fuel into comedy gold (but in a more appropriate thread)

    Maybe one last thought: I'm not against the idea of oral sex, just as long as it's happening to some other guy. :)
     
  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    If you run out of nightmare ideas you could always give a little consideration to the idea of someone sucking on your balls...;)
     
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  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Jesus, that's a thing? :eek:

    Y'all excuse me while I go change my underwear...
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