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Dripping Wet Face Sitting

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by venterjo, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I bet you've never had one of your balls sucked into a mouth filled with cold champagne.:D

    I've never heard that complaint, but I only weigh in at 112lb.

    Fellatio as well (see above) especially with ice cold bubbly. And for that, cheap cold duck works as well as expensive champagne. CAUTION: Don't combine cold duck with white sheets.:(

    Are you still in Milwaukee?
     
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My state is 2nd for craft breweries per capita, and it isn't Wisconsin. ;) While we do produce some sparkling wine, it's harder to come by.
     
  3. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    I have, and it's awesome.

    Technically, not with champagne, but with Prosecco. But same thing.
     
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Has nothing to do with weight. You can smother someone with a pillow or so they say.

    Any dedicated man can cut off his own oxygen supply with a proper mouthful of mound.

    Pfft, don't try to tell Baraka that.
     
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  5. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Ya know what? If he's got some hottie teabagging his nad in a mouthful of cold sparkling wine, I will bet you actual cash money that he wouldn't stop to inquire about terroir, vendage, or vintage. Man's got wine standards, but he's only human.
     
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    One shouldn't waste Cristal on such tomfoolery.
     
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  7. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Spoken like a man who's never had his sack o' taters gargled around a mouthful of bubbly.
     
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  8. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    One should take it where one can get it. And if the price of admission is a glass of Moët and Chandon, so be it.
     
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  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
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    Did you mean you wouldn't waste the beautiful Cristal Camden on such an activity?
    (You can't see the hand holding the bottle of bubbly.)
     
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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    We liked Freixenet Cordon Negro Brut, we'd keep in an ice bucket for maximum chill. Our favorite use was for me to take a mouthful, immediately "shoot" it into her pussy, then suck it back out. Talk about intense orgasms!!

    The problem is since I stopped drinking, I haven't been able to find a non-alcoholic sparkling wine that even cums close to it. They're too sweet (and sticky), and don't have nearly the enough carbonation.
     
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I really like the direction this thread derailed.
     
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Maybe just try seltzer? ;)
    --- merged: Jul 18, 2015 at 2:11 PM ---
    Classy.
     
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Doesn't need to be wine. I've used Canada-Dry diet tonic water, which is cheap, has a nice private part puckering astringency, and is not sweet/sticky.:) The sheets still pay the price, though.

    Jizz and tonic just has a nice ring to it.;)

    Have to try some bubbly again tomorrow morning, if the mood's right.;)

    Sig usually ends my morning ministrations with a good session of basic B-flat fucking.
    Life is good.

    A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!:D
     
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  14. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    We're pros.
     
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    The TFP is an absolutely awesome dirty mind collective.:cool:
     
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Diet tonic water sounds good; I've also considered a clear diet soft drink--ice cold, freshly opened--for maximum fizz. I've been the recipient of the bubbly treatment, and enjoy it, but my wife is the one who really enjoys the cold bubbles on & especially in her bits. Massive bucking, squirming, panting, screaming.....well, y'all know.
     
  17. Blacky_Graves

    Blacky_Graves New Member

    Location:
    Zimbabwe
    never really got the whole facesitting thing, maybe face is the new dick and I just haven't caught on. next time someone calls me dick face i wont be half as offended though :D
     
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'd just as likely enjoy it if she had a mouthful of yogurt.

    A man must have his standards.

    Good question. I don't think I'd waste Ms. Camden on such an activity. There'd be too many things I'd want to do to her. #BrunettesFTMFW

    So, ladies and gentlemen, I think this is what it comes down to: I'm the kind of guy who is more keen on doing the things than having the things done to him.
     
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  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Ah, but 'tis most blessed fun to give and to receive.;)
     
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I wouldn't say no to a bottle of Cristal from Cristal.