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Exploring anal sex with the wife

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Jaymoney, Nov 16, 2012.

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  1. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Finally, plumage for the human male.

    [​IMG]

    The problem of course, would be controlling the laughter long enough to get serious about the possibilities.
     
    Joniemack, Nov 28, 2012
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  2. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Damn. I thought it looked rather dapper. I'll cancel my order.
     
    Alistair, Nov 28, 2012
    #62
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  3. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    My woman is very complicated and very uptight of all things sexual. She still asks why people do oral sex. My only answer has been "It feels good". Not good enough an answer, it seems. Good thing I'm a simple guy...
     
    Cayvmann, Nov 28, 2012
    #63
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  4. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    "One 98 degree wet hole feels good, why wouldn't another 98 degree wet hole with a bonus stimulator feel even better?"

    Wait, that would probably talk her out of sex in general...
     
    Shadowex3, Nov 28, 2012
    #64
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  5. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    [​IMG]
     
    Random McRandom, Nov 28, 2012
    #65
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  6. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Legitimate answers to the question "Why should I give you a blow job?":

    It will firm up your boobs
    It will remove wrinkles and/or clear up your complexion
    It's a homeopathic pain reliever and anti-depressant
    It tastes like chocolate
    It can be traded for shopping sprees and jewelry items
    Doctors recommend it for weight loss
    All women do it
     
    Joniemack, Nov 28, 2012
    #66
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Sometimes... I want to party with you.
     
    Plan9, Nov 28, 2012
    #67
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  8. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I wish I could give more than one like per post.
     
    Craven Morehead, Nov 28, 2012
    #68
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Please don't say that. Fremen would be like a lab rat on crack hitting the pedal to get more rock.

    We'd all log in and have 219 alerts. Page after page of Fremen "Likes" for the same dozen posts.
     
    Plan9, Nov 28, 2012
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  10. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

    Location:
    Uk
    Tried it, didn't like it, won't be doing it again :) but if the guy would let me butt fuck him first then it would only be fair turn around. Funny but I have never met a guy who would consider it.
     
    Cwtch38, Nov 28, 2012
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  11. Lucifer

    Lucifer coughing up an anchor Donor

    Location:
    no fixed address
    Seamaiden and I on our first weekend together, we'd met about 24 hours before:

    Seamaiden: Do you want to put it in my ass?
    Me: Sure! (thinking, Thank You Lord!)
     
    Lucifer, Nov 28, 2012
    #71
  12. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    ermm...

    uhh..

    well..

    umm...

    :oops:
     
    Random McRandom, Nov 28, 2012
    #72
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  13. Lucifer

    Lucifer coughing up an anchor Donor

    Location:
    no fixed address

    Not only did I consider it, but Seamaiden and I invested in the rig so we could try it out. It wasn't really for me, but occasionally we play around with it.
     
    Lucifer, Nov 28, 2012
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  14. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Not for me either, for personal reasons, but I wouldn't mind giving it a go as the giver one day.
     
    Joniemack, Nov 28, 2012
    #74
  15. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Well, I'm going to need a lot of wooing and lube and foreplay ... I don't care how big my turds are!
     
    Alistair, Nov 28, 2012
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  16. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    We all need to party with Joniemack.
     
    Cayvmann, Nov 29, 2012
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  17. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Pegging really isn't that bad. Nor is it gay.

    You'll either like it or you won't, but if it's done right...

    BOOM! goes the dynamite.

    back to your regularly scheduled thread about moronic type sodomy.
     
    Random McRandom, Nov 29, 2012
    #77
  18. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    There is only so much Joniemack to go around ... and I ate it all. Sorry guys :p
     
    Alistair, Nov 29, 2012
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  19. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Who said anything about being hungry? ;)

    you pussy.


    you are what you eat
     
    Random McRandom, Nov 29, 2012
    #79
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Then we're all pussies.
     
    Last edited: Nov 29, 2012
    Plan9, Nov 29, 2012
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