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Exploring anal sex with the wife

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Jaymoney, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska

    This seems common enough in porn, but I can't see anything even remotely erotic about a gaping asshole. It must be a guy thing.
     
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  2. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I have only this comment after tonight.

    If you beg me 'please put it back there', 'no, don't stop', and 'pound it harder until you cum', you lose all right to complain later that you are sore and can't believe I let you talk me into doing that to you.

    Especially when it also happened just like that last time you had one too many gin and tonics. :p
     
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  3. What brand of gin, Borla ?
     
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Lulz. Lets just say that I consider Hendricks gin to give a very good 'bang for the buck'. ;)
     
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  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Can you believe I've never even tried gin?
    This must be remedied.
     
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  6. greywolf

    greywolf Slightly Tilted

    Damn!!! I'm not going to be able to think of anything BUTT the implied offer here for the next 2 weeks at least! :D :D :p

    I may have to re-think sobriety!
     
  7. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    I had to look GAPE up. No deal.

    Gin and tonic. Cures sexual abstinence and promotes a total lack of inhibition. Bombay Sapphire is my gin of choice but I'm not picky. Hendricks is very good, if a bit pricey.
     
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  8. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I wasn't offering. :p
     
  9. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I'm a guy. I don't see anything remotely erotic/sexy/useful/fun about it. :shrug: To each their own I guess.

    hmmm... so gin is the_jazz 's kryptonite.

    /excellent
    Mr.Burns voice
     
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  10. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    It's probably common in homosexual relationships as well. Go the anal bleaching route and it probably looks a a moon crater.
     
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  11. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

    How about winking 101, that can be kinda hot.
     
  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Glory's Sun, let's not pretend that my ass has any sort of superpower. It doesn't.
     
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  13. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    considering that your entire genetic makeup is "asshole", I'd say that's a superpower.
     
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  14. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Lick some pine sap, same taste.
     
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  15. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Yeah, I don't think I'd eat raw juniper berries or drink straight gin.

    There's something about it though, when it's mixed with tonic, icy cold, and with a wedge of lime or lemon.

    Shit. Now I want one.
     
  16. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    Yeah .. a few of those and I can't even pronounce Bumbay Assphire and Hendicks ... I'm just prostate on the floor :p
     
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I wouldn't turn down a Beefeater.
     
  18. spindles

    spindles Very Tilted

    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    he wouldn't mind a glass of gin as well!
     
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  19. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    My wife puts a splash of pomegranate liqueur in her's too.
     
  20. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Uch, I just can't abide gin. Even tequila is better than gin. It's odd, because I sometimes cook with juniper berries, and I enjoy the flavour in sauces. But to me, all gin simply tastes like patent medicine. Whisky for me, any day. And I find that rum loosens up Mrs. Levite nicely; though thank goodness she's not the type to require that sort of lubrication for a bit of entrance through the back exit...only the literal kind of lubrication....
     
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