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Exploring anal sex with the wife

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Jaymoney, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Seems no matter where I go around here lately, I keep finding myself at somebody's back entrance. :)
     
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  2. I concur.... on the gin, that is. Wouldn't know anything about that stuff with Mrs. Levite... unless.... what was her maiden name?:D
     
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  3. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Levite once again I find myself in hearty agreement with you. I've had most of the major types of liquor but I always keep coming back to good old fashioned whiskey.
     
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  4. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    sweet Georgia Brown, is Jaymoney going to let us know what happened, or did his wife lock him in the closet?
     
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  5. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    if he's locked...it's probably not in a closet. ;)
     
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  6. beltoro

    beltoro New Member

    Location:
    Texas
    Those of you who have experienced this beautiful act are very lucky. My wife would not even consider it!
     
  7. TNH888

    TNH888 New Member

    new on this thread so purely answering the original question:,
    Firstly, good on you for manning up and improving your sex life,
    Some tips I learned the hard way:
    *lube up more than you'd think
    *let her play with herself at the same time so the pleasure overcomes any discomfort
    *start off slow, dont expect to put your dick in first time, wait til she's ready. Even then, be prepared to take it out if she freaks out.
    *make sure she doesnt eat curry/coffee or anything thats gonna make it...messy..the day before
    *keep tissues handy just in case it does. A quick wipe of any suspect 'material' before she sees it will stop her from grossing out and possibly being put off from doing it again in the future.
    *If shes worried about cleanness, there are lots of products at sex shops to deal with this beforehand
     
  8. Wildandwonderfulwv

    Wildandwonderfulwv Vertical

    Location:
    West Virginia
    [color=][/color]Any way you slice it that shit hurts, we have tryed I'm good thanks! :)
     
  9. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    You're not looking hard enough. :cool: :oops:
     
  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Who's not hard enough?;)
     
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  11. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    You might just have to use fingers for awhile and work up to the cock :) Might take many many many times before it actually happens. When it does though I think she will find it very pleasing.
     
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  12. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

    Location:
    Uk
    I can't see them lining up for a good old fashioned butt fuck :) but I can dream
     
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    My girlfriend's local BFF brought up an interesting dating fail tonight:
    Yes, they were making out clothed on the couch when he asks to immediately skip to 5th base. Who does that? Who... does... that?

    Protip: Try for vaginal intercourse first.
     
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  14. That line probably doesn't work that often, but when it does its party time.
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Doesn't that embarrass you as a man? I mean, I really feel like decking that dude in the throat with some brass knuckles.

    Guys don't do that. That isn't a part of the game. It's just... ungentlemanly to suggest sodomy like that.
     
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  17. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

    Location:
    Uk
    Had quite a few opening lines of 'do u do anal' while dating, didn't see them for a second date. I like to answer with 'do u ' and they say hell yeah, I then reply man or strap on. That usually takes awhile to process then it's omfg , I don't take it I give it. Sigh.
     
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  18. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    I'm trying to imagine the thought process that goes with this and all I can come up with is "She kissed me, I should ask if I can fuck her in the ass!"
     
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  19. It happens, like I said, when it does its party time

    Not even remotely safe for work
    http://i.minus.com/iblRIsP0i1oj8j.gif
     
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Hah, you stud! I've engaged in the titular activity with many partners and it's never been even close to a surprise.