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Discussion in 'Tilted Entertainment' started by Solitary Man, Nov 11, 2012.

  1. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    I used the search box here did not find this kind of thread .
    So here are 2 to start this thread off .

    "Creedy: Defiant to the end, huh? You won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.
    V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we're both about to die.
    Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?
    V: With my hands around your neck.
    Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
    V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
    Creedy: That's impossible. Kill him.
    [the fingermen open fire on V, but he still stands after their clips are empty]
    V: My turn.
    [V proceeds to kill all fingermen with his knives before they manage to reload]
    Creedy: [desperately shooting at the approaching V] Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
    V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof."

    -V for Vendetta

    "Nikita Khrushchev: [addressing a roomful of Soviet political officers] My name... is Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev. I've come to take things in hand here. This city... is not Kursk, nor is it Kiev, nor Minsk. This city... is Stalingrad. *Stalingrad*! This city bears the name of the Boss. It's more than a city, it's a symbol. If the Germans... capture this city... the entire country will collapse. Now... I want our boys to raise their heads. I want them to act like they have *balls*! I want them to stop shitting their pants! That's your job. As political officers... I'm counting on you.
    [he looks at one man]
    Nikita Khrushchev: You. What's your suggestion?
    Sweating Officer: [visibly nervous] Sh-shoot all the other generals who have retreated, and their chiefs of staff, too.
    Stammering Officer: [Khrushchev moves down the line to another man] M-m-m-make some examples. D-d-d-d-d-d-deport the families of the d-d-d-deserters -
    Nikita Khrushchev: [turning away] Yes, that's all been done.
    Danilov: [from the back of the room] Give them hope!
    [Khrushchev turns around and strides down the line to Danilov]
    Danilov: Here, the men's only choice is between German bullets and ours. But there's another way. The way of courage. The way of love of the Motherland. We must publish the army newspaper again. We must tell magnificent stories, stories that extol sacrifice, bravery. We must make them believe in the victory. We must give them hope, pride, a desire to fight. Yes... we need to make examples. But examples to *follow*. What we need...
    [he glances quickly at Khrushchev]
    Danilov: ... are heroes.
    Nikita Khrushchev: [Khrushchev looks around, then leans in closer to Danilov] Do you know any heroes around here?
    Danilov: Yes, comrade. I know one."

    -ENEMY at the GATES
  2. raging moderate

    raging moderate New Member

    Connor: Now you will receive us.
    Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
    Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
    Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
    Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
    Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
    Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
    Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
    Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
    Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
    Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
    Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
    [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
    Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
    Yakavetta: Vaffanculo - "Fuck You" in Itallian
    Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
    Connor: Et Fili.
    Murphy: Spiritus Sancti
  3. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted

    Where ever I roam
    Luke, I am your father.


    Col. Jessep: You want answers?
    Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
    Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
    Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
    Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*
    Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
    Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
    Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
    Kaffee: *Did you order the Code Red?*
    Col. Jessep: *You're Goddamn right I did!*


    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
    Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.


    Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
    Neo: What is the Matrix?
    Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.


    Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain
    Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
  4. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    "Cloud: Are sins... ever forgiven?
    Vincent Valentine: ...I've never tried.
    Cloud: You mean?..."Never tried"...
    Cloud: Marlene, let's go.
    [to Vincent]
    Cloud: Well, I'm gonna try.
    [walks away]
    Cloud: I'll phone in the verdict."

    -Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
  5. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    "Do you want to live for ever?" either Conan or Red Sonja.

    "Ding a ding ding ding" Deliverance

    Oh .. and I found the Youtube for this .. one of my favourites:
    Hey Blond!! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
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  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    It isn't even one of my favorite movies, but I've always loved, "With all due respect...fuck you, sir."

    Now I kinda want to watch Outbreak again.
  7. mb99usa

    mb99usa Getting Tilted

    Just watched it again the other night with my kids. Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride:


    That one word makes me laugh every time.
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  8. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Capt. Mikhail Polenin: "At every stage of this disaster, which came within moments of being a far greater disaster, the officers and crew did what had to be done. Seven are now dead and nobody knows how many more are dying, or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been committed, questioned, even while undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning, locked up and denied access to wives and families but they and their comrades saved K-19 and maybe, just maybe, they saved all of you as well. one thing more, please, no captain in the soviet navy has ever been faced with such decisions the fate of the boat, the crew, and the fate of the world all in balance. The navy is my life. And one thing I know, there can only be one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you - none of you - has the right to judge captain Vostrikov. You weren't there. I was. He was our captain. He was my captain. And it would be an honor to sail under his command again."

    -K-19: The Widowmaker
  9. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Wolf 359
    From Treasure of the Sierra Madre: "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
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  10. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    ^Good one ! Speed Gibson ! [​IMG]

    Loz: :Mother will know. When she gets here, she'll decide what's best. Now, where is Mother?
    Reno: [brushes himself off] Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.
    Loz: Hey!
    Yazoo: I will not have you refer to Mother in that way.
    Loz: You meanie!
    Rude: ...Our apologizes.
    Reno: You're ma's cool... what the hell am I saying ?
    -Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    "I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I am all out of bubblegum."

    They Live
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  12. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    This Island Earth
    Leslie Nielsen may not have been an A-list actor, but his deadpan sight-gag spoof comedies put me in stitches every damn time.

    The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

    [Frank is interrogating Nordberg about the source of his incident, while Nordberg is only partly conscious from anesthesia, which Frank is incompetently unaware of]
    Frank: Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Now, who did this to you?
    Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] I... love... you.
    Frank: I... I love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they?
    Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] Ship... boat.
    Frank: That's right, Nordberg. A boat. Now, when you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
    Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] No... Drugs...
    Frank: Hey, Nurse! Quick! Give this man some drugs! Quick! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot quickly!
    [nurse administers drugs]
    Det. Nordberg: No... no...
    [pulls Frank towards him]
    Det. Nordberg: [half-consciously] Heroin... Heroin, Frank!
    Frank: Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.


    I'm also a sucker for Kurt Russell action flicks. He's fantastic in the gruff hero role, especially as seen in The Thing.

    The Thing (1982)

    Childs: Fire's got the temperature's up all over the camp. Won't last long though.
    MacReady: Neither will we.
    Childs: How will we make it?
    MacReady: Maybe we shouldn't.
    Childs: If you're worried about me...
    MacReady: If we've got any surprises for each other, I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it.


    Tom Cruise is a real life wacko but is dramatically excellent and technically proficient in many films.

    Collateral (2004)

    Vincent: Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.
    Max: I Ching? What are you talking about, man? You threw a man out of a window.
    Vincent: I didn't throw him. He *fell*.
    Max: Well what did he do to you?
    Vincent: What?
    Max: What did he do to *you*?
    Vincent: Nothing. I only met him tonight.
    Max: You just met him once and you killed him like that?
    Vincent: What? I should only kill people after I get to know them?


    I'm a movie nerd.
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2012
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  13. warrrreagl

    warrrreagl Slightly Tilted

    Land of cotton.
    "By Grabthar's hammer..."
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  14. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    From High Fidelity: "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands, of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

    From Sense and Sensibility: "Believe me...had I not been bound to silence, I could have provided proof enough of a broken heart, even for you."

    From Chasing Amy: "I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore."
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  15. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Texas USA
    By the Suns of Warvan..you shall be Avenged, Love that line

    Galaxy Quest, "...I'm just "Crewman number 6" I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is..."
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  16. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Wolf 359
    Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
    Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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  17. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

    I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
  18. ScarletBegonia

    ScarletBegonia Vertical

    Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.
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  19. Xiomar

    Xiomar New Member

    Bay Area, Ca
  20. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    [last lines]
    Von Stolberg: I should have died many times, Captain, but I continue to survive somehow. This time it was your fault.
    Captain Murrell: I didn't know. Next time I won't throw you the rope.
    Von Stolberg: I think you will.

    -The Enemy Below