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Favorite Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Tilted Entertainment' started by Solitary Man, Nov 11, 2012.

  1. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
    King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
    [Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
    Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
    King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
    Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
    King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
    Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
    King Leonidas: Madness...?
    [shouting]
    King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
    [Kicks the messenger down the well]

    -300
     
  2. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Statesman: My good king! My good king! The oracle has spoken.
    Second Statesman: The Ephors have spoken. There must be no march!
    Theron: It is the law, my lord. The Spartan army must not go to war.
    King Leonidas: Nor shall it. I've issued no such orders. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs. These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard.

    -300
     
  3. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Persian General Slaughtered: Spartans, lay down your weapons.
    [a spear flies out and impales him through the chest, and he falls out of the saddle, dead]
    King Leonidas: Persians! Come and get them!

    -300
     
  4. Kung Fu Kid

    Kung Fu Kid Vertical

    Heartbreak Ridge:

    Gunny Highway (awaking his platoon): "Drop your cots and grab your socks. Off your ass and on your feet Marines."
    Profile:" It's 5 a.m. You said we were going to begin at 6."
    Gunny Highway: "So I can't tell time. So I lied. You are Marines. You improvise, you adapt, you overcome."

    Highway:
    "I've drank more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together."

    Highway:
    "Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to stick a match up your nose to light it!"


    Highway:
    " I'll send you home with the I just pumped neighbor's cat look on your face."
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    ...I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what???'"




    /real genius
     
  6. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    King Leonidas: Spartans! Prepare for glory!
    Daxos: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!
    King Leonidas: Well, that's an easy choice for us, Arcadian! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Greek assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while you're at it, search your own.

    -300
     
  7. KirStang

    KirStang Something Patriotic.

    Dirty Harry: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
    Crook: Who'se we sucka?
    Dirty Harry: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] Smith and Wesson... and me.

    -Sudden Impact (1983)
     
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  8. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Col. Meyers: What's your assessment of this situation, Gunny?
    Highway: It's a cluster ****, sir. Marines shouldn't be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have.
    Col. Meyers: An astute observation."

    -Heartbreak Ridge
     
  9. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    Could not find the quote for this so I had to post this !.
    Outlaw Josey Wales:

     
  10. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Elle Driver: Hello, Bill.
    Bill: What's her condition?
    Elle Driver: Comatose.
    Bill: Where is she?
    Elle Driver: I'm standing over her right now.
    Bill: That's my girl. Elle, you're gonna have to abort the mission.
    Elle Driver: WHAT?
    Bill: We owe her better than that.
    Elle Driver: NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T OWE HER ****!
    Bill: Will you keep your voice down?
    Elle Driver: [whispering] You don't owe her ****!
    Bill: May I say one thing?
    Elle Driver: Speak
    Bill: Y'all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn't kill her. And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin'. Now, you saw that yourself with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? We've done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more. But one thing we won't do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep. And the reason we won't do that thing is because... that thing would lower us. Don't you agree, Miss Driver?
    Elle Driver: I guess.
    Bill: Do you really have to guess?
    Elle Driver: [sighs] No. I don't really have to guess. I know.
    Bill: Come on home, honey.
    Elle Driver: Affirmative.
    Bill: I love you very much.
    Elle Driver: I love you too. bye bye."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 1
     
  11. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Hattori Hanzo: What brings you to Okinawa?
    The Bride: I'm here to see a man.
    Hattori Hanzo: Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?
    The Bride: Not quite.
    Hattori Hanzo: Not a friend?
    The Bride: I've never met him.
    Hattori Hanzo: Never? Who is he, may I ask?
    The Bride: Hattori Hanzo.
    Hattori Hanzo: [Serious, switches to Japanese] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
    The Bride: [Japanese] I need Japanese steel.
    Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Why do you need Japanese steel?
    The Bride: [Japanese] I have vermin to kill.
    Hattori Hanzo: [English] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
    The Bride: [English] ... Huge."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 1
     
  12. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Hattori Hanzo: I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, something that kills people. And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 1
     
  13. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.
    [in English]
    The Bride: Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are!"

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 1
     
  14. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    Birdcage...Nathan Lane WHAAAT....no good?
     
  15. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Budd: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 2
     
  16. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Bill: Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying who knows? - when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.
    The Bride: And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
    Bill: Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 2
     
  17. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Bill: As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S, that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
    The Bride: Aso. The point Emerges.
    Bill: You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.
    The Bride: Are you calling me a superhero?
    Bill: I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not a worker bee. You're a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 2
     
  18. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "Bill: I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
    The Bride: He's good.
    Bill: Has his sushi gotten any better?
    The Bride: [shakes her head]
    Bill: You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword.
    The Bride: It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill.
    Bill: [chuckles] That'd do it."

    -Kill Bill: Vol. 2
     
  19. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    I don't think this has been posted, but I admit to only skimming the last few pages:

    "Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night." (Bull Durham)
     
  20. Solitary Man

    Solitary Man One Kinky Person !

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    "General Chang: We need breathing room.
    Captain James T. Kirk: Earth, Hitler, 1938."

    -Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
     
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