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Food Food porn!

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by uncharted, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. uncharted

    uncharted Vertical

    Location:
    wrong planet
    Post your food porn :). "Insufficient posts to post links" :*(
     
  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    You mean, nekkid people covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream?
    Or the kind you can eat?
     
  3. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    Nah, he meant drool-worthy food porn... like homemade red gravy.

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  4. Eddie Getting Tilted

    The High Roller sushi roll that sells for $1000 will be served at Koi restaurant in New York : It starts with marinated and poached fois gras that is covered with succulent Langoustine (lobster).
    Then the roll is brushed with saffron/vanilla bean butter and encrusted with caviar.
    Finally, when the roll is served the Chef comes tableside to shave white Alba truffles and drizzle them with 100 year balsamic.

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  5. Daval

    Daval Getting Tilted

    wow, that looks great! I would never, ever splurge that much though, hehe
     
  6. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson Donor

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I would try a bite or two if someone else paid for it. Of course "fois gras" and "Langoustine" are completely foreign terms to me, and I have a hard time paying more than $20 for a meal unless it is something like freshly caught and smoked wild salmon in the Puget Sound or freshly made clam chowder on the coast that you eat while looking at the ocean.

    This area boasts of their potatoes and lentils...uh yeah.
     
  7. Bear Cub

    Bear Cub Goes down smooth.

    I just can't picture raw lobster as something I would enjoy texturally. I just envision it as being extremely chewy, though I could be mistaken.

    As for food porn... it's kobe, baby.

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  8. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
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  9. Damned fine looking beef. Give me well marbeled beef anytime.
     
  10. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
  11. I think this should either food we have made ourselves or found. But not both.
     
  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    I think the original intention was food that had sat in front of you at some point. Your own photo... He'd tried to post a photo of some awesome Scotch eggs he'd had in San Francisco, etc.
    Good call, Mr. King.
     
  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage Donor

    Location:
    Temasek
    I don't know how pornographic this is but it was very tasty.

    Plum and fig crisp. I served it with a good drizzle of homemade caramel sauce and whipped cream.

    The funny thing was, the whole dessert was an afterthought. My oxtail ragu was in the oven and I was relaxing with a beer when I realized I'd forgotten about dessert. Crisps are dead simple to make and I had some fruit in the fridge. The caramel sauce came at the last minute as I was boiling the tagliatelle for the ragu. I like to plan things so when I quickly improvise, I am usually not satisfied with the results. This was an exception.

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    PS: the bottom edge is where I tasted it... more than once.
     
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  14. CaptainBob

    CaptainBob Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Kingston, eh?
    I had the endless shrimp at Red Lobster two days ago. Loved it.
    I find their ads for shrimp more appetizing than the lobster ads.
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  15. streak_56

    streak_56 I'm doing something, going somewhere...

    Location:
    C eh N eh D eh....
  16. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus Donor

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Geschnetzeltes mit Käsespätzle. God knows what that translates into in English.

    Couldn't find a decent picture containing both, so here goes one for each.

    Geschnetzeltes
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    Käsespätzle
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  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Sliced meat in gravy with cheese spaetzle. I'd eat it. I love spaetzle, and I imagine it's better with cheese.
     
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  18. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus Donor

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Awesome with cheese, even better with mushrooms mixed into it as well.
     
  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Nearly anything is better with (some kind of) cheese.
     
  20. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson Donor

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    This is from October 2011, I used a slightly smaller version on a blog entry I do believe. [​IMG]