Funny Google searches

My all time favorite - and one I can definitely relate to is "I hate it when I wake up in the morning and Barak Obama is still President"!

 

"I hate it when I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it"

 

"I hate it when I wake up and Sarah Palin is still alive" seems to be more popular

"I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard - I don't even have a yard." is rather random.

Try: Why don't I...

 

"I hate it when i think i have to poop (as it is said in my house) and i only fart"

 

"Why don't I google that for you"
"Why don't I have a girlfriend"

 

Google "Why are Asians..."

It's kind of sad.

 

To wit:

 

I had typed "why can't I" as part of a search regarding cell phones, and the first suggstion was
"why can't i own a canadian".

Wow.

 

I always wanted to own a canadian

 

I started typing "Why" and the second thing to pop up was "Why is my poop green." Yikes. I also just for the hell of it typed in "Why do Jews" and was rewarded with "Why do Jews have glassy eyes," which is a new one to me. I have heard a lot of shit, but never "glassy eyes...."

I don't know about most Jews, but for me it usually has to do with what I've been smoking....

 

Would it be a house trained Canadian? Can you leave them for longer than a couple of hours and come home to a house that has not been chewed up? Do they need basic shelter, a bed in a corner and water on tap and to be fed how many times a day?
Can you find discarded ones in shelters? How difficult are they to retrain?

 

huh...

 

type in "why does"

my surprise is how high "my mom turn me on" is on the auto find thingy

 

I'm not. If they are not trolls then age matters. Regardless some people have hot moms ;b.