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Funny Terms for Masturbation

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by EventHorizon, Oct 9, 2011.

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  1. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Hangin' Hobbits.
     
    Random McRandom, Oct 10, 2011
    #21
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  2. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

    Location:
    FREEDOM!
    5-finger knuckle shuffle
    consummating you union with Mr. Hand
    spawning knuckle offspring
     
    EventHorizon, Oct 10, 2011
    #22
  3. lionrock

    lionrock Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Out here
    Spray painting the bed room ceiling.
     
    lionrock, Oct 10, 2011
    #23
  4. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Ok, some for women,

    Diddling Miss Daisy
    Brushing the beaver
    Shaking hands with the unemployed
    Doing your nails
    Paddling the pink canoe
    Testing the plumbing
    Night in with the girls
    Coming into your own
    Roughing up the maid
    Digging for pleasure treasure
     
    Joniemack, Oct 10, 2011
    #24
  5. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

    Location:
    FREEDOM!
    exfoliating the meat tube
     
    EventHorizon, Oct 12, 2011
    #25
  6. MuteyTheMailman

    MuteyTheMailman Vertical

    Gettin' the sin out.
     
    MuteyTheMailman, Oct 13, 2011
    #26
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Operation Enduring Freedom
    Operation Iraqi Freedom

    Best part is that they have dual meanings:

    Both the political "big picture" and the fact that I've blown more loads in those countries than the number of US soldiers killed in the GWOT.
     
    Plan9, Oct 14, 2011
    #27
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  8. streak_56

    streak_56 I'm doing something, going somewhere...

    Location:
    C eh N eh D eh....
    Getting a load off my mind...
     
    streak_56, Oct 14, 2011
    #28
  9. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    From Family Vacation: bopping your baloney

    How about 'glad handing your constituency'?
     
    Cayvmann, Oct 14, 2011
    #29
  10. SeanMyklKing

    SeanMyklKing Chef

    Location:
    Denver City Denver
    Riding your hand around the room.
     
    SeanMyklKing, Oct 14, 2011
    #30
  11. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Some for women:

    Flicking the bean
    Poking the turtle (an ex of mine used this one)
    Pinching the pearl
    Giving yourself the finger
    Tickling your tunnel
     
    Levite, Oct 16, 2011
    #31
  12. CHINESE CRESTED

    chinese crested Slightly Tilted

    I understand in chat with friends, having had a wank the night before is often described as 'I picked up this woman, stunner she was, model/contortionist, couldnt get enough of me - I was banging her all night.'
     
    chinese crested, Oct 20, 2011
    #32
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Unload the choad
    Whack the cack
    Rub the chub
    Pullin' the pud
    Shake your baby-maker
    Strain the main vein
    Buffin' the beef bayonet
     
    Baraka_Guru, Oct 20, 2011
    #33
  14. Ourcrazymodern?

    Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering

    Location:
    The Longfellow Neighborhood
    Taking handvantage
     
    Ourcrazymodern?, Oct 20, 2011
    #34
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  15. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    Autoerotische Durch Technik
     
    Zen, Oct 20, 2011
    #35
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  16. CHINESE CRESTED

    chinese crested Slightly Tilted

    You could repeat that one in a bingo hall full of pensioners and not offend Zen.
     
    chinese crested, Oct 21, 2011
    #36
  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    ...of myself.;)
     
    Lindy, Oct 22, 2011
    #37
  18. Ice|Burn

    Ice|Burn Getting Tilted

    I've always liked: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels great until you realize you've just fucked yourself."
     
    Ice|Burn, Oct 23, 2011
    #38
  19. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Roughing up the suspect
     
    Cayvmann, Oct 23, 2011
    #39
  20. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    manual labor
     
    loquitur, Oct 28, 2011
    #40
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