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Funny Terms for Masturbation

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by EventHorizon, Oct 9, 2011.

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  1. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Being handy around the house
     
    Cayvmann, Nov 14, 2011
    #61
  2. jannista

    jannista Vertical

    Wristina is pretty funny I think i will use that sometimes.
     
    jannista, Nov 14, 2011
    #62
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  3. BUYN

    buyn New Member

    this one is the most appropriate on gay chat roulette :D
     
    buyn, Dec 6, 2011
    #63
  4. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Cayvmann, Dec 8, 2011
    #64
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  5. wyopen

    wyopen Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Montana
    Checking for squirrels, carpet humping
     
    wyopen, Dec 28, 2011
    #65
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  6. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Checking for Squirrels. HA!
    For the obscure Eliot reference (which I am sure he would appreciate): Disturbing the Universe.
     
    Tophat665, Dec 28, 2011
    #66
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Is that a James Taylor joke?
     
    Plan9, Dec 28, 2011
    #67
  8. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    If it's a James Taylor joke, I don't get it. heh
     
    Cayvmann, Dec 28, 2011
    #68
  9. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Craven Morehead, Dec 28, 2011
    #69
  10. thetemplar

    thetemplar Vertical

    Location:
    Texas
    thetemplar, Dec 31, 2011
    #70
  11. CHINESE CRESTED

    chinese crested Slightly Tilted

    Once it would have been referred to as 'trying to give oneself venerial disease' as it was considered by some that wanking was how you got it - easy to laugh, but remember all the crap and supposition that went around with aids in the early days.
     
    chinese crested, Dec 31, 2011
    #71
  12. HONEYWEST

    honeywest New Member

    Location:
    gone.
    I shop, due to it being less than time consuming and more enjoyable than actual shopping. A prior boyfriend suggested it and the term has stuck.
    Thats enough personal stuff.
     
    honeywest, Jan 1, 2012
    #72
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I've heard it as "Do a little home shopping." for the same reason. Also, "Stay home and write myself a letter."

    Lindy
     
    Lindy, Jan 3, 2012
    #73
  14. wyopen

    wyopen Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Montana
    I LOVE to shop!
     
    wyopen, Jan 4, 2012
    #74
  15. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    If you do that while looking a pr0n on the computer, would you be photoshopping?
     
    Tophat665, Jan 4, 2012
    #75
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  16. thetemplar

    thetemplar Vertical

    Location:
    Texas
    Polishing the sword
     
    thetemplar, Jan 5, 2012
    #76
  17. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    It would certainly mean a change in the content on Home Shopping Network, no?
     
    fflowley, Jan 5, 2012
    #77
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  18. SCBronco

    SCBronco Getting Tilted

    tuggin the tiger

    also got caught by the ex-wife once... who did not enjoy frequent sex btw...

    she accused me of not loving her... i told her it was cuase i loved her too much and had to get rid of the extra that she apparently didnt want... LOL I was awful!
     
    SCBronco, Jan 28, 2012
    #78
  19. chevyjunky77

    chevyjunky77 New Member

    "Getting some strange" used when you employ your non dominant hand.
     
    chevyjunky77, Jan 28, 2012
    #79
  20. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    From The Big Hit: wringin' your rag
    From Transformers: Sam's Happy Time
    And after the vasectomy, my wife called it 'clearing the pipes'.
    --- merged: Feb 26, 2012 2:14 AM ---
    Where I come from, we call that cross-training.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 3, 2012
    AlterMoose, Feb 25, 2012
    #80
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