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Funny Things You Found On The Net !

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by Solitary Man, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    To start a new page, a old joke from Uncle Phil !

    had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend :

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long...

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night...

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

    When he came in the door and saw me he said:

    "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

    _________________

    xoxoxoo
     
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  2. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Another Uncle Phil classic......

    blonde joke

    Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn, who was nailing down the house siding, would reach into her nail
    pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

    Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

    Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

    Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

    xoxoxoo
     
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  3. Solitary Man

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  4. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Slightly Tilted

    Well, this clears up a few things for me...

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  5. MrMD069

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  6. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  7. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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  17. MrMD069

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    Meanwhile, back on the loading dock...

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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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    Credit @bobby for this one ^.
     
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  19. bobby

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