Game of Thrones spoilers

snowy · Nov 1, 2014

Damn, Pedro Pascal is so hot.

ChrisJericho · Nov 1, 2014

rogue49 said: ↑

In honor of last season...
Something fun while we're waiting for the next.

Red Viper & The Mountain

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I'm looking forward to see what happens with the Mountain. Really have no idea what that "treatment" is going to do to him.

Baraka_Guru · Mar 9, 2015

The countdown begins! (27 days!)

Watch the new Game of Thrones trailer that debuted during Apple's Watch event | The Verge

ChrisJericho · Apr 6, 2015

One week.

Characters who I would like to see die this season: Roose Bolton, Ramsay Bolton, Walder Frey and Danny T.

Baraka_Guru · Apr 6, 2015

ChrisJericho said: ↑

One week.

Characters who I would like to see die this season: Roose Bolton, Ramsay Bolton, Walder Frey and Danny T.
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Not Ramsay or Daenerys. It would ruin much of the show.

Speed_Gibson · Apr 6, 2015

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everyone dies
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I enjoyed the first episode or two.. I should resume watching if only to see Borimor die again. Making sarcastic comments in my review was fun as well.

Baraka_Guru · Apr 7, 2015

Speed_Gibson said: ↑

<spoiler>
everyone dies
</spoiler>
oops, wrong format......
I enjoyed the first episode or two.. I should resume watching if only to see Borimor die again. Making sarcastic comments in my review was fun as well.
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No, not everyone. So far, only 456 people have died on the show: Valar Morghulis: An illustrated guide to all 456 deaths in “Game of Thrones” - Washington Post. Have a hope.

Plan9 · Apr 7, 2015

Anybody else feel like Game of Thrones makes Rome look like Dora the Explorer?

So much over-the-top violence. It's like a medieval Steven Seagal flick. Double kills!

Really, the only thing in recent memory that trumps GoT are those two Spartacus shows.

Baraka_Guru · Apr 7, 2015

Relevant:

ChrisJericho · Apr 7, 2015

Plan9 said: ↑

Really, the only thing in recent memory that trumps GoT are those two Spartacus shows.
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One good thing about Spartacus was that you were guaranteed to see some titties in virtually every episode. Rome definitely had its fair share of teets too, but Spartacus trumped them all.

snowy · Apr 7, 2015

Baraka_Guru said: ↑

No, not everyone. So far, only 456 people have died on the show: Valar Morghulis: An illustrated guide to all 456 deaths in “Game of Thrones” - Washington Post. Have a hope.
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I feel like that's light compared to the novels.

snowy · Apr 20, 2015

So far...boobs lead dicks. I'm really hoping for more dicks this season, but I'm only 20 minutes in.
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One very BL scene with NO DICKS. WTF. Shadows everywhere! Are we afraid of penises!?!

ChrisJericho · Apr 20, 2015

snowy said: ↑

So far...boobs lead dicks. I'm really hoping for more dicks this season, but I'm only 20 minutes in.
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One very BL scene with NO DICKS. WTF. Shadows everywhere! Are we afraid of penises!?!

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Maybe the actor who plays Daario has a small ding dong and doesn't want the world to know.

snowy · Apr 13, 2015

Who cares? I just wanna see dicks.

Baraka_Guru · Apr 13, 2015

snowy said: ↑

Who cares? I just wanna see dicks.
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You're watching the wrong thing. Have you heard of pornography?

Japchae · Apr 13, 2015

Littlefinger and Ramsay are pretty big dicks, but I suspect they have tiny penii.

snowy · Apr 13, 2015

Baraka_Guru said: ↑

You're watching the wrong thing. Have you heard of pornography?
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What is this pornography you speak of?

Baraka_Guru · Apr 13, 2015

snowy said: ↑

What is this pornography you speak of?

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hPcoWhtDA

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfwZ8Znbr0

snowy · Apr 14, 2015

Speaking of Game of Boners: Game of Boners: The Boners Are Back and They're All Getting Makeovers!

Friends, can I be honest with you? I was reluctant to recapGame of Thronesthis season. There’s a lot of pressure that comes with tallying the nudity on one of the most beloved and hyped shows currently on television and frankly, I've been worried about whether or not I'm up to the task. The freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted—I think I heard that somewhere—and this is not a safe place to make mistakes. In the game ofGame of Thronesrecapping, you win or you have a million nerds telling you what you did wrong. Am I strong enough to do that again? Am Igood enoughto do that again? The answer, of course, is yes. But like the characters onGame of Thrones, I’ve been fighting my destiny.
But no more. Here we are, Sisters of the Spitewatch. It's time to talk GoT and count some naked bodies.

"The Wars to Come"— the season five premiere—was overwhelmingly about characters reforming their identities. Some are making the transition easily (Cersei's cousin/former lover Lansel has joined the Hare Krishna and seems very happy), others are forcing the change (Brienne of Tarth, who's never wanted anything except to serve a noble lord, is angrily giving up—or trying to give up—her dream), some are facing it with reluctance (neither Tyrion nor Dany—whose storylines may soon converge—are prepared or fully willing to take on positions as leaders) and then there are those who refuse their new roles entirely.

Too bad that in this world, refusing to change is a shortcut to a painful and humiliating death, as Mance Rayder—the King Beyond the Wall—was quick to find out after refusing to swear allegiance and fight for Stannis Baratheon. Honor and strong principles are great and all, but the longer Game of Thrones goes on, the more outdated and impractical they seem as concepts. "The freedom to make my own mistakes is all I ever wanted," Mance says (oh, right—he said that) as he sentences himself to death by fire—or so he thinks. Jon Snow, in an act of mercy, takes him out with an arrow before he can fully burn.

What even is freedom in the Seven Kingdoms? Are Littlefinger or Varys—two free agents who would as easily make a deal with Stannis as they would stab him in the back—less free than Mance, the leader of thousands who dies to make a point? Daenerys thought she understood freedom (she freed several slave populations, after all), but struggles with it in practice. "I'm not a politician," she tells Daario. "I'm a queen." The difference, of course, is that queens get to command things and politicians have to negotiate. The latter is more in line with the modern notion of freedom, but it's a hell of a lot more complicated. Jon Snow, who always seems so terribly burdened by vows and heritage, is surprisingly quick to shirk orders or break oaths when it comes to his own moral compass or the opportunity to eat out a pretty redhead in a cave. Does that mean he's free? (Does that mean he should call me?)

Maybe there is no freedom when your destiny is fixed. As a witch tells young Cersei in a flashback, "Everyone wants to know their future 'til they know their future." Tyrion later expresses a similarly bleak sentiment: "The future is shit, just like the past." Freedom implies that you have control over your own life and the path you take, but the GoT Powers That Be (and my editors at Jezebel) seem to know otherwise.

Now onto another thing we have no control over: HBO's devotion to naked boobs. Here's this week in nudity.

Boobs (counted individually, not as a set): 5, all belonging to the prostitutes of Meereen.

Butts: 2, both male (hey, Daario, heyyyyyyy).

Vaginas: 1, a flash of pubic mound as a murderous prostitute begins to remove her skirt.

Dongs: 0 (THANKS for all the well placed shadows, HB(hell n)O.

And added to Game of Boners this season, A DEATH COUNT.

(1) Death by Throat Slitting

(1) Death by Arrow

See you next week! (***Madeleine is struck by arrow, slumps over, the ghost of a smile on her face***)
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I'm grateful someone else is upset about the shadows!

ChrisJericho · Apr 16, 2015

Anyone notice how things have come around full circle since last season started off with the scene of Tywin melting down the Stark family sword "Ice" and burning the scabbard, and now this season started off with Tywin dead in the Sept of Baelor? I'm sure Ned Stark is smiling somewhere in the afterlife.

Also, what is technically a spoiler when it comes to this discussion thread of the GOT tv show? Of course anything that happens in the books that hasn't yet happened on tv would be a spoiler, but if we are discussing episodes that have already aired do we need to use the spoiler tags since it says *spoilers* in the thread title ?

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