Food Go buy a Vegetti!

I love a fresh squash, I'll cook then eat it.

 

Leroy, I took your advice from another column and used lump charcoal directly in the casserole. You were right it does add that campfire flavor at home! Good on you sir.

 

Borla, you'll be fine, just claim it was yours to start with.

 

Well, if it was just left there, unattended, who's to stop you from taking it, Borla? I mean isn't that the gist of Mr. D.I.D.'s point in the other thread?

 

My vegetti has a carbon-fiber-reinforced polymer chassis, a 3.5-liter, 5-valve per cylinder, quad-turbocharged 60° V12 engine, a six-speed gearbox, and optional four-wheel drive.

 

Photos?

 

as you wish...
You put the vegetables in those two tubes on top and then...

well, I haven't figured out what happens to them after that.
Do not forget to wear hearing protection.

 

No doubt you may draw back a nub! Fucking hilarious @omega
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Ahhh! We now know why you can't get a date

 

Oh, I'm getting a date with Marry.

 

Cook her a nice meal at home...with vegetable noodles. Surprise this lady and keep her as your own.

 

I very much want her as my own. Face withstanding, body interesting.

 

If she goes with the date I say surprise her with a clean upper lip and some wingtips. If Mary goes with this she's permanent lover material. When she shows up at your place or even if you pick her up, ask her if she notices anything new, then with a big smile point down slowly starting at the pressed pleats in your pants and ending up with those sweet wingtips. Follow her eyes back up, point to your clean shaven upper lip and say...You? She'll know it's about to be on.
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What I'm saying here is there's a butterface for everyone. If she liked the stache to begin with maybe you could wear a lip merkin. This would be ideal so that you could put it back on. I suggest 3M Super 77 if you go to put it back on but remember to let both sides get tacky before pressing it back on. You can wave it in the air for about 30 seconds, should be good.

 

Alton Brown on kitchen gadgets (including the Veggetti) not to buy