Groped

Wow holy shit, is that Paul Reuben?

In his defense, wasn't it an adult movie theater I mean he probably wasn't supposed to ba wankin' it in there either way, but seriously - I don't think too many people attend those kinds of movies to analyze their artistic value or intellectual content. I'd bet countless dudes wanked it right where he sat, and he only got burned because he was a celebrity. And the whole child-entertainer thing, although said incident does not in any way suggest that he is even remotely dangerous to or "unduly fond" of children. If wanking it to regular old vanilla adult pr0n makes you unfit to be around children, then I don't think there's a fit father, teacher, or counselor in America. I still feel kinda sorry for the guy, and I would totally get drunk and paint the town red with him any day!
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Wow holy shit, is that Paul Reuben?

In his defense, IIRC wasn't it an adult movie theater..? I mean he probably wasn't technically supposed to by wankin' it in there either way, but seriously - I don't think too many people attend those kinds of movies to analyze their artistic value or intellectual content. I'd bet countless dudes wanked it right in that same seat where he sat, and he only got burned because he was a celebrity. And the whole child-entertainer thing, although said incident does not in any way suggest that he is even remotely dangerous to or "unduly fond" of children. If wanking it to regular old vanilla adult pr0n makes you unfit to be around children, then I don't think there's a fit father, teacher, or counselor in America. Wankin' it in public is another story, but I would wager a bet that that was just a bad judgement call on his part and not so much a deviant fetish or anything. I still feel kinda sorry for the guy, and I'd totally get drunk and paint the town red with him any day!

 

It was indeed an adult theater. It was not far from my parents' house, where I grew up. They've since torn it down and built a mall. Pee Wee is the shit. He went to high school with my mom. I'll have to find the awesome art piece I ran I to about 2 years ago.

I dislike being touched, much less groped, by people I don't sleep with. I can tolerate hugs or interacting with rambunctious kids, but that's about it. Not a an of groping.

 

Found it. Ha ha. The main painting was hanging in a gallery. The re background is actually negatives from a naughty nurse porn movie painted over with red paint... Paul Reubens is awesome. Paul Rubenfeld was a major dork in high school

 

Did you hear PeeWee is making a new movie?
It's called "Pee Wee's Playwithyourself House".

 

Paul Ruebens was a presenter at some awards ceremony (I can't recall which one) not long after the adult theatre incident. Appearing as Pee Wee Herman, he walked to the podium, paused for a couple of seconds, then asked,
"Heard any good jokes lately?"

 

iirc, it was either MTV Movie awards or their video awards.

 

I was groped once. Usually I like to sit up front in the first row or two, where the screen just dominates everything in my vision. Apparently the ushers didn't like the looks of me, and asked me to sit over in the back with the dudes all wearing raincoats...


...uh, wait- did he say "groped" or "grouped"???

*re-reads topic title*

Okay, never mind. I've never been groped.

 

I have to say that being groped in the back row of the cinema is a frightening experience, I went rigid, did dnot know what to do as the gut slid a hand up inside my shorts, I was certainly not watching the movie anymore.but he was gentle and what he did became arousing to the extent that I wanted it and relaxed, he knew then that he had me , and unzipped me, well you know the rest.

 

He found your stash of secret movie popcorn and y'all then watched the movie? Amirite? What do I win?

 

Completely agreed now.

 

excuse me sir, yes you the one with his hands on his wanker, just thought youn should know that the cops are out today. you may proceed

 

One of my PoliSci profs was an expert on pornogrpahy laws in Texas. In class I got the distinct impression that his interest was much more than academic, and even more so after meeting him & his wife at an end-of-the-semester party. Dallas County in Texas has (had?) some of the strongest anti-pornography laws in the country. In court the zealous District Attorney used actual seats from adult movie theatres, along with substance analysis, to prove the "prurient interest" aspect of pornography.

There are (were?) many large adult book & video stores just outside the boundry of Dallas County, much like how you see numerous liquor stores just outside of dry counties.

 

Around 1999, a stringent new Texas obscenity law put those places out of business.

This is the same law which banned the sale or possession of dildoes. As I understand it, the law has been weakened since then, not by amendment, but by the interpretation or ruling that dildoes are legal for educational purposes.

 

Jesus Christ that is absurd. I knew there were other reasons I never wanted to go to Texas besides everyone carrying 50-caliber Desert Eagles or revolvers and still worshipping laughably archaic values. I mean I know everyone there isn't crazy, but a pretty good cross-section of them makes me pretty uneasy.

 

dildos dildoes potatoes potatos

Why is potatoes correct, but dildoes isn't?

I am not crazy!!1!

 

WOULDNT IT THE SAME FOR MEDICINAL POURPOSES?

 

Please feel free not to visit Texas. I would hate for you to get shot and/or get arrested for possessing porn & sex toys. Everybody knows that Texas is overran with gun toting and archaic value worshipping rednecks.

Please also keep in mind:
Many states have stupid and archaic laws, old & new.
Many politicians appease voters by supporting ridiculous laws that they know can't be effectively enforced.
The news media has a habit of reporting extremes.
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Judging by the vast number of adult novelty shops in & around Houston, the sales of dildoes and other sex toys are doing just fine. Judging by the number of adult book & video stores I've seen along the highways outside of Dallas while travelling to Oklahoma from 1999 to 2012, no, they're not out of business.

I won't pretend to understand the obscenity laws in Texas, and I have no desire to research them. As I wrote in another post, having ridiculous laws is one thing, enforcing them is something else.