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Happy Ending Massage?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by swinston360, Jun 29, 2013.

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Should I ask for a Happy Ending next time?

  1. Yes

    7 vote(s)
    46.7%

  2. No

    8 vote(s)
    53.3%

  3. No, but she'll probably ask if you want one next time.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    I don't ask the IRS to fuck me but they do it anyway
     
    ralphie250, Jul 8, 2013
    #41
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  2. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    You people worry me, lol.
     
    mixedmedia, Jul 8, 2013
    #42
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    HAHAHA... Good one, Ralphie. I love it when quiet TFP members bust out random Rodney Dangerfield-esque rimshot-able one-liners.
     
    Plan9, Jul 8, 2013
    #43
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  4. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    The IRS is happy to throw in cavity searches for no extra charge, especially if they can find more money in the process.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jul 8, 2013
    #44
  5. mandy

    mandy Vertical

    Location:
    South Africa
    hahahahaha you guys crack me up! lol
     
    mandy, Jul 9, 2013
    #45
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I voted Yes.
     
    Plan9, Jul 9, 2013
    #46
  7. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I'd rather have the deep tissue massage than the happy ending anyway. Last massage I got, the last thing I thought about was getting laid. I was in too much pain... then Nirvana
    --- merged: Jul 9, 2013 at 7:40 AM ---
    ( wants to get a Nuru massage some day )
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 16, 2013
    Cayvmann, Jul 9, 2013
    #47
  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    :D:)
     
    ralphie250, Jul 9, 2013
    #48
  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Lots of questionable things go on in titty bars, and what was allowed/tolerated would vary from club to club and jurisdiction to jurisdiction, (for a whilein Iowa a dancer in a club that didn't serve alcohol didn't even have to be eighteen) but I don't think anyone would get busted as long as the guys dick wasn't publicly visible, which would probably be considered indecent exposure. The states I danced in, mostly Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, and Kansas all had laws that customers were not supposed to touch the dancer's butt or breasts, but not, as I recall, any laws against dancers touching the customers. Sticking bills in a g-string or between a dancer's breasts was not considered touching, nor was a "Stevie" where a dancer would swing her breasts back and forth against the customers face (after Stevie Wonder -- how even a blind man could enjoy tits.)The currently favored term is "motorboating."

    Although I agree 100% with this, masseuses, masseurs, and massage parlors all have a very long history. The term "massage therapy" is, however, relatively new, like coming into use in the last twenty years or so, perhaps to co-opt use of the genderized French words.
    But yes, unless it is clear that it is a massage parlor, not a massage therapist asking for a hand job would be very rude and inappropriate.

    I've also seen some porn of the highly sexualized Japanese bath establishments, but I can't remember what they are called.
     
    Lindy, Jul 9, 2013
    #49
  10. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I've been to my share of titty bars. I realize that illegal things go on in them. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've engaged in activities that were technically illegal. I've been motorboated...and it was nice. :)
    But just because something is normalized in a certain environment, doesn't mean it doesn't still carry an element of risk. A stripper jacking off a guy in a topless bar for a tip is prostitution.
     
    mixedmedia, Jul 9, 2013
    #50
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    snowy, Jul 9, 2013
    #51
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  12. Gorgo

    Gorgo Vertical

    Location:
    San Francisco, CA
    The nuru thing is pretty great, but most of the rub & tugs aren't equipped for it. You need a shower afterwards. There are plenty of massage women on escort sites you can arrange to visit your home who do it, but that's a whole other ball of wax.
     
    Gorgo, Jul 10, 2013
    #52
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  13. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    Never Ask. It could be serious offence.
    In fact I become so conscious I hardly get an erection during most.
    But eventually when the fingers get closer and closer it does happen.

    If you receive a happy ending just make sure you treat your masseuse very well not only with tips but also with respect/greeting
     
    curiousbear, Sep 16, 2013
    #53
  14. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    Last edited: Sep 30, 2013
    curiousbear, Sep 30, 2013
    #54
  15. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    I went for a massage today at ME.
    The masseuse had strong arms, totally pretty, very friendly (perhaps occupational) but the massage cannot compare to what I got each time in Shanghai

    More science more training and potential was with her. But lacked interest timing and pressure, Intent to please.
    I am not at all talking about happy ending.

    In one hour the shanghai experience takes care of every muscle and I would be completely relaxed.
    Today I felt she needs at least 30 mins more to cover the places she didn't cover (abdomen, the muscle above knees, calf muscles)
    May be next time I should try 1.5 hours
     
    curiousbear, Oct 8, 2013
    #55
  16. roblincoln

    roblincoln Vertical

    Location:
    Fort Worth
    So ... like that feeling I get when leaving a voting booth ...?
    --- merged: May 16, 2016 at 12:50 PM ---
    In college, I got a massage from a female friend that was so inept and painful that the mere fact that it was ending was happiness enough for me. Joy, really.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 23, 2016
    roblincoln, May 16, 2016
    #56
  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My hubs enjoyed the one I gave him last night... I completely forgot about this thread. Yay for new members.
     
    Japchae, May 18, 2016
    #57
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