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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Lindy, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    crap, i need to start running now, so i can can outlast atleast half the people on here
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    ok, im outta breath now. guess the BOT will get me first :D
     
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  3. Redlemon

    Redlemon Getting Tilted

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    When fleeing from a shark, the best plan is to stab your swimming buddy, then swim in the opposite direction. What distracts the HPB?
     
  4. Taking one for the team. You da man, ralphie250!
     
  5. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    You throw a newbie or two at it. Hopefully it gets so excited at the fresh meat to lure in that it gives you a chance to escape while the poor unsuspecting soul is caught along with the_jazz who was just there to give a friendly greeting but ends up losing the clarinet player and possibly the bass guitarist (he was always the fattest in the group anyways) before he escapes.
     
  6. HEY!!!
     
  7. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Wolf 359
    Nothing personal there. I chose the clarinet player because Benny Goodman is one of my favourite musicians ever and the other just seemed to fit somehow.
     
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  8. We're cool, brother.
     
  9. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

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    NoVA
    Feed him the Baritone. He'll be heftier than the Bass, the Clarinet, or even the French Horn...
     
  10. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

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    As long as it's not the cowbell player.
     
  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    yeah, well sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... Unless theres someone on here thats fatter than me. but that would still make me 2nd
     
  12. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

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    ROC boy gone south
    plenty more where he came from, Fremen....
     
  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    i wonder how long it would take HPB to devour me, and be able to move onto the next one.
     
  14. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    I think everybody's overthinking this. It's a machine, right? Everybody saw those Terminator and Matrix movies; we just gotta come up with "The One" and we're all set. Either it's one of us already, or some future TFP'er awaiting to log on some day...

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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    what if its like robocop?
     
  16. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    By the time it gets to its second sequel, it's toast. ;)