How can anyone regret fucking Kim Kardashian?

Ray J regrets “f***ing bitches on camera” and as we all know the bitch he had a sex tape with was none other than Kim K. What’s wrong with dis dude? Seriously

 

I know at least a dozen ways to get through corporate security safely and that link is being flagged on all of them.

I'm a bit embarrassed that I know who Kim K is. I don't think his apology goes far enough.

 

What is: Herpes?

 

You might want to cover her face in TPS reports first, then go ahead and cover the rest of her and just leave.
I'll take "Why the f**k are they famous for $500, Alex"

 

On the one hand, I can 100% sympathize with Ray J, who has learned the hard way that you should only film yourself fucking if you want the whole world to see it, because sooner or later, that shit will end up online.

And I do agree, Kim K is kinda trashy, and there is no reason at all for her celebrity, or for the celebrity of her whole family. The fact that anyone knows who she is for any reason besides her face and body...that's just pathetic.

But Kim is fucking bombshell hot. I love me a thick girl, and sure she's got a phenomenal rack, but by God, that ass is un-fucking-real. Sweet baby Jesus, I would give seven years off my life for the chance to fuck her in the ass. I don't even have adequate words to talk about her ass. If she and I were naked in a room together, I promise I would not care how annoying her family is, or how trashy she might be: I would care about nothing but fucking her.



*Posted on Levite's behalf by Levite's penis

 

Too much maintenance required.

 

I wouldn't touch KK. The mere fact that she is a celebrity only because of media attention turns me off (the same for Paris "Orgasm???" Hilton). Maybe it's my age, and the fact that I have to actually like a woman to find her hot (for serious sexual thoughts, not superficial ones).

 

I really don't want to know how you got upper case or the % sign while typing with your dick.

Same, the ability to have an intelligent conversation after sex is appealing, as well.

 

I regret fucking Kim Kardashian.

I also regret fucking Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and all those other vacuous celebrities society worships.

I also regret fucking going to college and getting a degree in art.

I regret fucking marrying the psycho bitch I currently share a house with.

I also regret fucking-

Wait a second...

*rereads topic thread and replies*

Aw, shit- I did it again.

gotta learn to read those threads more carefully.

 

I can just see it now: Keeping it up for the Kardashians....

Tempting as it may be, I respectfully decline.

 

If it is is a"good video" (whatever constitutes that term for those) then just play it on Fox and it will be cancelled after the first two minutes. If it is a poorly done video then it will be playing on there for at least five years.

 

Two things:

A: After a quick search 'n learn, I've decided Khloe is really more @Baraka_Guru's type. She's like 7 feet tall and has shoulders like Sasquatch.

B: Crossfit girls have ruined me for "I've got ginormous round tits and ass so I'm attractive" women. All I see is sag and the bad kind of jiggle.