Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Oct 20, 2011.
First week of January you can’t give up!
Bumping this thread at end of year After you start getting laid like crazy to show you were wrong.
Zero in 2019 so far, but my wife had surgery so this was a known factor. Probably nothing for another 3-4 weeks. I think I'll survive.
(Surgery went fine, nothing life threatening)
nada...but I don't mind at all.
the wheel will turn.
It's like a roller coaster in my life.
once last week, suprising
Sig just got back in to town and we haven't done it for about a week. I'm planning a sex fest for tomorrow morning with some oral and titty cock worship just to show him how much I missed his stiffy. His cock is gonna get a workout. And his tongue. Coffee, cream, Scotch, cinnamon rolls. Oil. And some ice cubes. A few breaks reading the morning paper together with some napping should keep us at it all morning, like a couple of teenagers.
Sounds like a wonderful time.
We'll see what the spring brings...
Or my travels.
My boyfriend is so good at eating pussy that I think he must have been a lesbian in a previous life.
It's enough to make me believe in reincarnation.
Well you are what you eat.
Or something like that......
The owner of a sex shop had never been able to take a lunch break, so he hired an assistant. The first day, a lady comes in wanting to buy an insertable appliance (yeah, one of those). She says "How much is that 6" one?" Assistant looks and says "Ten bucks." Lady says "How much is that 10" one?" Assistant looks and says "Twenty five bucks." Lady then looks around and says "How much is that big plaid one?" The assistant hesitated and then quoted a rather high price." Lady says "I'll take it." Later, when the owner comes back and ask how things had gone, the assistant says "Pretty good! I sold your thermos for seventy five bucks!"
Extremely relevant GIF:
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