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how many times a week?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
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  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    First week of January you can’t give up!
    Bumping this thread at end of year After you start getting laid like crazy to show you were wrong.
     
  3. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Zero in 2019 so far, but my wife had surgery so this was a known factor. Probably nothing for another 3-4 weeks. I think I'll survive. :)

    (Surgery went fine, nothing life threatening)
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Baltimore/DC
    nada...but I don't mind at all.
    the wheel will turn.

    It's like a roller coaster in my life.
     
  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    once last week, suprising
     
  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Sig just got back in to town and we haven't done it for about a week. I'm planning a sex fest for tomorrow morning:D with some oral and titty cock worship just to show him how much I missed his stiffy. His cock is gonna get a workout.:p And his tongue. Coffee, cream, Scotch, cinnamon rolls. Oil. And some ice cubes.;) A few breaks reading the morning paper together with some napping should keep us at it all morning, like a couple of teenagers. :rolleyes:
     
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sounds like a wonderful time.

    For me,
    We'll see what the spring brings...
    Or my travels.
     
  8. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    My boyfriend is so good at eating pussy that I think he must have been a lesbian in a previous life.:p
    It's enough to make me believe in reincarnation.:rolleyes:
     
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  9. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Well you are what you eat.
    Or something like that......
     
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  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    The owner of a sex shop had never been able to take a lunch break, so he hired an assistant. The first day, a lady comes in wanting to buy an insertable appliance (yeah, one of those). She says "How much is that 6" one?" Assistant looks and says "Ten bucks." Lady says "How much is that 10" one?" Assistant looks and says "Twenty five bucks." Lady then looks around and says "How much is that big plaid one?" The assistant hesitated and then quoted a rather high price." Lady says "I'll take it." Later, when the owner comes back and ask how things had gone, the assistant says "Pretty good! I sold your thermos for seventy five bucks!"
     
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  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Extremely relevant GIF:
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  12. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Frequency increasing after my wifes surgery, so good.

    Bad - shes gone for two weeks for various reasons.

    Sooooooo - [​IMG]
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    This one is good for the hands
    But it's too thick for the other good stuff...need one a bit more slick for the stick. :D (IMHO)
    Friction can make you smoke while one is smokin'

    To be honest, I've worn myself out at times...microcuts are not fun after the fun. :confused:
    Much less, the patience to heal. :rolleyes:
     
  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Whatever you do, don't try Nutella.:rolleyes:
     
  15. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Fuck the Communists.
    I thought I hated Communists when I was a kid and Reagan was President.
    I didn't know shit back then.
    Now I really hate the red bastards.
    Two more days.....
     
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Wha??
    Wrong thread? ;)
     
  17. kramus

    kramus what I might see

    I’m guessing they’ve invaded the fun house again. Bastards.
    On the flip side - Hooray for Hummer Week :)
     
  18. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Well as it turns out, I guess I can be persuaded to modify my deeply anti-Communist feelings.
    That is, if you put your boobs in my face then give me a toe curling BJ. I'm feeling considerably mellower today.
    Although I still dread the invasions of the Red Army.
     
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  19. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I don't understand why some men are so averse to the communists. The Red Menace makes me especially hot! Invest in some good lube and a set of maroon bedsheets...:D
     
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  20. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    I'm not sure for all men but I have an idea about my personal preferences.
    Too many years working in health care.
    Associations with blood are not good for sexy fun time. I think analogously that's the reason I'm not into anal either (the smell of poop is eternal on hospital wards).
     
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