Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Oct 20, 2011.
First week of January you can’t give up!
Bumping this thread at end of year After you start getting laid like crazy to show you were wrong.
Zero in 2019 so far, but my wife had surgery so this was a known factor. Probably nothing for another 3-4 weeks. I think I'll survive.
(Surgery went fine, nothing life threatening)
nada...but I don't mind at all.
the wheel will turn.
It's like a roller coaster in my life.
once last week, suprising
Sig just got back in to town and we haven't done it for about a week. I'm planning a sex fest for tomorrow morning with some oral and titty cock worship just to show him how much I missed his stiffy. His cock is gonna get a workout. And his tongue. Coffee, cream, Scotch, cinnamon rolls. Oil. And some ice cubes. A few breaks reading the morning paper together with some napping should keep us at it all morning, like a couple of teenagers.
Sounds like a wonderful time.
We'll see what the spring brings...
Or my travels.
My boyfriend is so good at eating pussy that I think he must have been a lesbian in a previous life.
It's enough to make me believe in reincarnation.
Well you are what you eat.
Or something like that......
The owner of a sex shop had never been able to take a lunch break, so he hired an assistant. The first day, a lady comes in wanting to buy an insertable appliance (yeah, one of those). She says "How much is that 6" one?" Assistant looks and says "Ten bucks." Lady says "How much is that 10" one?" Assistant looks and says "Twenty five bucks." Lady then looks around and says "How much is that big plaid one?" The assistant hesitated and then quoted a rather high price." Lady says "I'll take it." Later, when the owner comes back and ask how things had gone, the assistant says "Pretty good! I sold your thermos for seventy five bucks!"
Extremely relevant GIF:
Frequency increasing after my wifes surgery, so good.
Bad - shes gone for two weeks for various reasons.
This one is good for the hands
But it's too thick for the other good stuff...need one a bit more slick for the stick. (IMHO)
Friction can make you smoke while one is smokin'
To be honest, I've worn myself out at times...microcuts are not fun after the fun.
Much less, the patience to heal.
Whatever you do, don't try Nutella.
Fuck the Communists.
I thought I hated Communists when I was a kid and Reagan was President.
I didn't know shit back then.
Now I really hate the red bastards.
Two more days.....
I’m guessing they’ve invaded the fun house again. Bastards.
On the flip side - Hooray for Hummer Week
Well as it turns out, I guess I can be persuaded to modify my deeply anti-Communist feelings.
That is, if you put your boobs in my face then give me a toe curling BJ. I'm feeling considerably mellower today.
Although I still dread the invasions of the Red Army.
I don't understand why some men are so averse to the communists. The Red Menace makes me especially hot! Invest in some good lube and a set of maroon bedsheets...
I'm not sure for all men but I have an idea about my personal preferences.
Too many years working in health care.
Associations with blood are not good for sexy fun time. I think analogously that's the reason I'm not into anal either (the smell of poop is eternal on hospital wards).
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