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How often do you masturbate

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    How often do you Masturbate? Personally it depends on how often I get sex. On monthly average I proablly do it about once a week. It really just depends on how often my mind wonders.
    What about you??
     
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  2. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I used to masturbate every day, sometimes twice a day. For long, drawn out sessions. Thn I'd bead at myself for wasting so much time. Now my divorce is almost final. I have a wonderful girlfriend who likes sex as much as me. My masturbation has dropped off precipitously. I work in a different part of the state 16 out of 28 days. So on the five day work stretches when I'm alone I might masturbate once, maybe twice. And its because I want to, not out of some compulsion. I figured out that I was doing it because my sex life always sucked. Now I have a great sex life and I know I'm going to have great sex regularly with someone who makes me feel appreciated.
     
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  3. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    There was an extensive thread on this topic before long back

    My sex life had been close to zero for few years now and I masturbate daily, sometimes more than once. And I don't like it. Because I still feel very lonely. We are both desperate and or working on getting more intimate and I think the solo lonely masturbate out of frustration will go down.

    I still would like some intimate masturbation in our life
     
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    As would I...
     
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  5. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    A lot depends on how busy I am, how busy Mrs. Levite is, where she's at in her cycle, and what else is going on in my life.

    In general, if I am averagely busy, as is Mrs. Levite, and she's not in the red zone, we're having sex 1-2 times a week (used to be more, pre-baby, hoping we can get back there at some point), and I'm yanking the crank maybe 4-5 times a week. If the Mrs. is crossing the Red Sea, then I'm vacationing in Wanksburg probably 6-7 times a week.

    If I'm hella busy, it's less. If there's a crisis in my life it may be less. If Mrs. Levite is hella busy, it might be more. If I've had to go without for a few days because one of those reasons it might be more.

    I'm naturally just very horny, and strangling the pocket snake really helps take the edge off. Also, as part of my daily vitamin regimen, I take CoEnzyme Q-10: I take it because it gives me energy, and helps me stay clear and focused for teaching. But it also happens to increase sperm production (I discovered it while the Mrs. and I were trying for Little Levite, and ended up staying on it for what were at first "side effects"), so I happen to have plenty to get rid of, and don't usually end up "running dry."

    Honestly, I love masturbation. It's a great stress reliever, and it also very much helps channel fantasies and sublimate desires for other women, which helps me remain happily faithful in my marriage. My wife knows about it, and has no problem with it, for just that reason.
     
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  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor


    Permission to use this line please?
    I love it.
     
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  7. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Probably can't take credit for it-- it's too good not to have been used before me-- so have at it.
     
  8. whoknewhawtwife Vertical

    Location:
    USA
    My Mr. works a whole lot, so opportunity to play is rather limited. That limited time can be further limited by family stresses and the Fall of the Red Curtain (original).

    So, in order to be in prime condition for performances, I have a personal policy of zero pressure-release. The idea is to let it all build up, and increase pressure with dirty texts and emails. Then, we strike when the iron's hot. KABOOM!!!
     
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  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Typically I will masturbate 2-3 times per week. It fluctuates, though.
     
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My husband is 750 miles away.
    2 - 4 times a week, unless the Commies have invaded the fun house.
     
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  11. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Commies will never intercede masturbation. It's bad enough.
     
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Atleast I'm learning new phrases. :)
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    No matter if I with someone or not...and I'm getting sex or not.
    I'm quite frequent.

    Doesn't matter the mood or energy level.
    My libido is insatiable.

    Now I always make sure I communicate with my SO to make sure I'm not causing resentment or other negative emotions.
    But I haven't found anyone yet that can surpass the constant desire nor do I want to bother them with it that much.
    However, I don't cheat...so there's always other outlets as agreed upon.
     
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  14. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    I've been masturbating about twice a day for decades now. Four times yesterday, but that was unusual.

    It doesn't take much time per session unless I want it to.

    My wife is rarely interested in sex, so masturbation is my sexual outlet. Sometimes, to be nice, she will sit with me when I masturbate, but she does not enjoy doing that.
     
  15. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED! Donor

    Hmmm...I'd say about 4-6 times a week, sometimes more. The amount of sex I'm having (or not having) doesn't really have any effect on the frequency.
     
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Three to five times a week.

    Sometimes because I'm horny. My wife & I used to have a smoking hot sex life, recently it's been barely lukewarm.

    Sometimes to keep the plumbing working. My urologist said ejaculating at least three times a week is good for the male reproductive system (that sounds like as good of an excuse as any).
     
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  17. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache? Donor

    Location:
    E. Texas
    With ready access to the internet? When am I not masturbating?

    Btw, my power briefly cut out and I was lonely...
     
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Bingo. There are a lot of variables. Masturbation is a great stress reliever for me. When we're both stressed out, we're usually at different places in terms of interest.

    For me, I kinda see it like brushing my teeth. I like that flood of neurotransmitters and it helps me sleep, so it's more or less part of my bedtime routine. I'm not as interested in sex at bedtime because I have to get up so damn early, and sex tends to take longer at night for me. My libido is more oriented towards morning, which is unfortunate since I have to get up and go to work sometimes before my husband is even awake.

    I'd say it's about 4-5 times a week for me, typically before bed.
     
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  19. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    Serotonin? Not just sleep it is a magic and does a lot more good to a self.
     
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  20. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    I've been meaning to post here but every time I think about it my hands are full, odd.
     
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