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How often do you masturbate

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Nov 10, 2013.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    From what my cousin says, the challenge is cleaning and maintenance.
     
    rogue49, Feb 18, 2018
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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    From the reviews, and posts, that I've read, it's easier to just use your hand.
     
    Chris Noyb, Feb 18, 2018
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  3. Derwood

    Derwood Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I've read the same, but the hand isn't the same sensation as penetration, even with lotion or lube
     
    Derwood, Feb 18, 2018
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Maybe if they made throw away ones
    Like daily contact lens
    Biodegradable

    Then you wouldn’t have to worry about the cleanings

    Toss it off, toss it out
     
    rogue49, Feb 19, 2018
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  5. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Your hand isn't warm enough. Not as warm as the inside of a vagina. Try warming your hand in a pan or small bucket of very warm water with a little oil and a few drops of soap. But you don't want it to be too slippery. Also, try jacking off while wearing a condom. But mostly your hand needs to be warmer than your pecker.
    It still won't feel like PIV but might be an improvement.

    From a long time practitioner of the art (and it is an art) of the hand-job.;)
     
    Lindy, Feb 20, 2018
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  6. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    An actual book.

    The 13 Most Ridiculous But Totally Real Book Covers ___.jpg
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 6, 2018, Original Post Date: Mar 6, 2018 ---
    I see ads for a 'device' that looks like a pliable gel pack for guys (maybe it warms up as you use it?). I'll try to post a link later.
     
    Chris Noyb, Mar 6, 2018
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    wtf........
     
    ralphie250, Mar 8, 2018
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  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Apparently the Tenga Egg isn't exactly new.

     
    Chris Noyb, Mar 8, 2018
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  9. DavidNorris

    DavidNorris New Member

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    I bought a Fleshlight QuickShot last year and it’s a “through” design with just a plastic collar around the middle to grip. This means it’s double sided, for a small bit of variety mid session, and you can pull the rubber piece out and flip it inside out for cleaning. Very handy. (See what I did there.) Very slick. (Yes, that was intentionally said too, ha ha!) Use water-based lube only, obviously, and clean up is a bit of anti-bac soap by the sink and let it air dry. Takes no more than 60 seconds...and you can see and soap every surface.

    AND, it’s different than your hand and can be warmed in some warm water ahead of time, if that’s your thing.

    Highly recommended by me!


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    DavidNorris, Apr 4, 2018
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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    4 books of Jeremy J_ Watson _Edging_ A Wonderful Male ___.jpg
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 5, 2018
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  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    a tin man from wizard of oz materbating funny pictures ___.jpg
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 5, 2018
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    Never herd of that, but it seems interesting...


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    ralphie250, Apr 7, 2018
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  13. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    5 times this week, but the week is young. ;)
     
    Wildmermaid, Apr 18, 2018
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  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I've been pretty well serviced by my partner so far this week.:)

    Then I started reading this Sports Illustrated article about new Husker football coach Scott Frost...
    I started getting damp panties about half-way through the story... and it's not even overtly erotic.:rolleyes:

    But I can turn just about anything into sex, and this story gave me not just wet panties, but that hot feeling in the chest... and my fingers strayed down and unbuttoned my jeans, and I was so wet...

    And this from reading a story about a football coach??

    I would love to jump Scott Frost's bones.:D

    Scott Frost's quest to reclaim Nebraska's identity

    I have to go now...;)
     
    Lindy, Apr 19, 2018
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  15. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    So did your story have a happy ending?
     
    fflowley, Apr 20, 2018
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  16. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    6 times this week. Umm. yeah. :oops:
     
    Wildmermaid, Apr 20, 2018
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    A very happy ending! How I managed to turn a Sports Illustrated story about a football coach into a masturbation fantasy... I don't know. But my home office chair is perfect for jilling-off.:p
     
    Lindy, Apr 21, 2018
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Not bad.

    Scott Frost (@coach_frost) _ Twitter.jpg


    But if I leaned that way...

    Bake Off star Paul Hollywood puts his name to pants (but ___.jpg
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 21, 2018
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  19. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    omega, Apr 21, 2018
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    IIRC you like images of male body builders. Is acknowledging a guy having a nice physique different from acknowledging a guy's good looks?

    More importantly, why would you ask such a question?
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 21, 2018
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