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If I had a million dollars...

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Katia, May 4, 2014.

  1. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Bullshit theoreticals, Baraka. Work with me, FFS.
     
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I was totes kidding. Dude, I've been to Havana.

    Havana is a rolling car museum
     
  3. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    I know.

    Yeah, their cars are all from the '60s, right? Definitely no cup holders.
     
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    '50s. (American cars, anyway. There are lots of Soviet-era cars as well as the occasional newer European/Japanese car.)

    From the above link I recently added:
     
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  5. --- merged: May 7, 2014 at 1:59 PM ---
    To elaborate:

    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
    Peter Gibbons: Good point.
    Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
    Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Well, yeah.
    Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
    Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
    Peter Gibbons: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.
    Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he’s broke, don’t do shit.
     
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    With that addition, I want to relike your post, @ZombieSquirrel
     
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  7. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I love Lawrence.
     
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  8. I would do nothing if I had a Million Dollars. I'd like to say I'd travel or volunteer, but in reality, I'd do nothing. Maybe I'd go to the park with BabySquirrel. I would have a Nanny so I wouldn't have to change her diapers or wash her clothes though. A maid to do other shit I don't like to do. And a personal chef. I don't like to cook.

    But basically nothing but be awesome with the baby.

    God Damnit. I realized I'd have to be a good role model so she wouldn't turn out to be a spoiled brat. I guess I'd volunteer somewhere, but no more than 20 hours a week.

    A million dollars really isn't that much if you think about it. I'd have to invest it in some things so I could upkeep my life of leisure. I'd hire someone to manage all that BS.

    Everything changes when you have a baby. Even your dreams of having a million dollars so you don't have to do a damn thing.
     
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  9. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Lots of millions: I can't decide if I would move to Belize or Nova Scotia. There's an island I've been looking at in Nova Scotia for quite a while. The wife wants to move to France. Yeah, I've had a while to think about this. I think I would help the family out, then just effing move and change my name.

    How would I live? Probably pretty simply to be honest. I'd most likely continue learning and do some charity work.

    Just a million: I'd leave my current job, go back to school and try to do something I liked for a change.
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    id come to work sit on my ass, just to piss certan people off
     
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  11. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD

    This. And I know exactly whom I'd want to piss off.
     
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  12. Oooooh....I'd do this too. They wouldn't fire me or piss me off in anyway because I'd me a MILLIONARE!

    Universities LOVE sucking up to rich folk. They think they'll donate or something.
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Question...If any of the ladies had a million bucks,
    would they do two guys???

    I've never heard the reverse to be true...correct me if I'm wrong.
    Then again, they may not need a million bucks to accomplish this...
     
  14. I would have two guys do my housework.
     
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  15. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    We don't need a million dollars.

    We could just ask.
     
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's like @GeneticShift said. And yes, I'd love to. Getting my husband to agree to it would be a different endeavor.
     
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  17. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth

    Ha! That's cute! ;)

    All of the above sounds good to me!
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    Now you know that was a rhetorical question based on the Office Space quote??? :p
     
  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    At work..
    That is so true
     
  20. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    My wife would have no difficulty with that endeavor.

    In fact, I think at some point in the past, I pre-emptively agreed to it.
     
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