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If you could be the opposite sex for one day...

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Mysugarcane, Jun 24, 2012.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    How many women have you banged? A fair number do the exact same thing a guy does after sex: get knocked the fuck out for half an hour.
     
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2012
    Plan9, Jul 16, 2012
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    A couple. (Not at the same time though.)

    This is true to an extent. I'm referring to how women don't need a 5 to 10 minute "recharge cycle" before continuing.

    And they can keep going if they have to. Men? When it's over, it's over. (At least the deep dicking part.)
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 16, 2012
    #62
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Oh, hey, uh, I'm buying you an evening with some Swedish twins for your 40th, btw. Make sure you work on your cardio.

    Don't know about that. If they orgasm, they generally want you to stop pounding on their atom bomb trigger for 5-10 minutes, if not much longer.

    Women may be physically capable of taking on another session and/or dude, but overstimulation is overstimulation. Parts can get too sensitive.

    You ever, in the words of Lucifer, tongue-plow her fuck-ditch so hard that you can make her writhe simply by breathing on her clit afterward?

    Good times.​

    One of the tricks I learned from Playboy magazine as a teenager: push on your perineum during your first orgasm and you'll maintain an erection and continue the good fight. Some articles also mention "bearing down" on your innards during orgasm but that could end super, super tragically.
     
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2012
    Plan9, Jul 16, 2012
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Like I said, 9er, that's mostly true, but I'm also thinking of "being able to." I think it's easier for a woman to keep going than it is for a man. Flaccid does as flaccid is.

    As an aside, I think you're just beating around the bush about the deep dicking. You'd hit that too, wouldn't you? *wink wink, nudge nudge* Know what I mean? Ay?

    You're a goer, ay? Know what I mean?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 16, 2012
    #64
  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Uh, no? Yes? What's the right answer? And stop being so goddamn creepy about it.

    How am I supposed to be cool with swapping wives if you're gonna be weird online?

    ...

    I do think that all these guys that talk about being lipstick lesbians are missing the heterosexual point. If you're a raging hetero female, you're gonna want the meat. That and we all know that most of the guys on here would be doomed as women: they have no clue how to take care of themselves and would quickly become hideous. Not that I'm an expert or anything, but Jesus, they'd make ZombieSquirrel look like a right proper young lady.
     
    Plan9, Jul 16, 2012
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  6. Hektore

    Hektore Slightly Tilted

    If it means that much to you: Pack and Pee

    [​IMG]

    Why it's available in two sizes I have no idea; no man I know would ever opt for the smaller package.
     
    Hektore, Jul 16, 2012
    #66
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Far more practical.
     
    Plan9, Jul 16, 2012
    #67
  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Whatever...I'm a fucking princess!

    **BURRRRRRP** (scratch, scratch)
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 16, 2012
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm sorry...what sort of princess are you?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 16, 2012
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  10. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You heard me!

    **GRUNT**

    Did anyone else notice that Baraka_Guru 's entry was #69?
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 16, 2012
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm sorry, I still trying to get past the idea of ZombieSquirrel poking noodle. I assume that a strap-on is involved, but clearly noodle has some large fingers, so there'd probably be mutual poking.

    /lowest common denominator
     
    the_jazz, Jul 16, 2012
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  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    What. The. Fuck?!
    There's no strap on involved with facebook poking. Finger condoms, maybe... she gets around ;)
     
    Japchae, Jul 16, 2012
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    the_jazz productions presents ZombieSquirrel Gets Noodled


     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 16, 2012
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  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    True.

    We've already established that I am a Fucking Princess!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 16, 2012
    #74
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Japchae, Jul 16, 2012
    #75
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Don't forget to massage the g-spot when you're poking her. And hopefully you're both wearing thigh-highs.

    Oh, and can one of you poke CinnamonGirl too? k. thx. bye.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 16, 2012
    #76
  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    the_jizz productions presents....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 16, 2012
    #77
  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You're so fucking creepy.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 16, 2012
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  19. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Yes. Yes I am.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 16, 2012
    #79
  20. MKOLLER

    MKOLLER Vertical

    Location:
    Susanville, CA
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    I go to classes, fall asleep for a few hours, wake up and 71-79 happen. All I can say is you guys must be a tight knit group to be so comfortable with "poking" each other.
     
    MKOLLER, Jul 16, 2012
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