Inappropriate Thoughts About Fictional Characters

50 shades of grey started out as twilight fanfiction. Personally I think that whole book was inappropriate and uncalled for, I'm not sure even twilight deserved that.

 

Agent Lyla Lolliberry from the Sidetracked episode of Phineas and Ferb.
And June Darby from Transformers Prime.

This thread has been more fun than it should be.

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Ah, but then there's darling Cassandra of The Librarians. A squirrely, quirky redhead with a penchant for short skirts and tights. She's a completely non-sexual character who gives me really, REALLY inappropriate thoughts.

Though it should be noted that I find her mind captivating as well.

 

OMG yes!!! She gives me major wood.

 

Anyone recall Angelica Huston's role as the Supreme Leader in the Captain EO video?


Yeah, pretty disgusting- but for some unexplained reason I'd sure love to kiss that mouth. In fact, if she threatened to destroy the universe unless she had a date, I'd volunteer.

Admit it, if that were some kind of movie you'd watch the shit out of it:


Actually, that whole thing could go south. I mean, she's not exactly mobile, so going to a movie is probably out. Also, finding a place to eat would have its own share of problems:


Yeah, on the whole, the date would probably suck. Man, the things I do to save the universe!!!

 

You really need to read Larry Niven's 1969 essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". It rather thoroughly details the potential issues that might arise if Superman were to attempt sex with an earth woman (referred to in the essay as "LL", which could mean Lois Lane or Lana Lang, among others.)

 

Wonder Woman. Then again that might not count since aside from the superpowers that basically IS an Israeli woman.

 

I'd fuck the living shit out of wonder woman. She is hotter than hell!

 

unless you were superman and had super sperm

 

Late to the party...

In the earlier weeks of the pandemic I rewatched 8 straight seasons of Homeland. A few years back when the series came out, I was all titillated in the first season by the on screen chemistry between Carrie Matheson and Nicholas Brody. Returning to the series a few years later left my impression a bit tarnished than the first go-round, but I'd still squeeze in between both of them if given the chance.

Also, +1 for Wonder Woman.

 

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. She'd definitely squeeze your head till it exploded with those sexy, sturdy, Kansas thighs.

Velma from Scooby Doo. Smart, likes to wear short skirts and bobby socks, a real girl in glasses, red head, fuller figure, what's not to like?

Belit, the Pirate Queen, from the Conan stories. Also, Zenobia, Conan's wife, she of the plump, full figure. Yes, please.

Wilma and Betty, from the Flintstones. Tag team from the stone age. They can take me down anytime.

I'm sure there's more, but, I haven't had my coffee yet.

Edit: I knew I had more!

Lily Munster - Yvonne DeCarlo - Green cleavage, who could ask for more?

Morticia Addams - As played by Carolyn Jones. Hurt me 'Tiche" Please!

 

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Her dress is certainly not unintentional.

Beautiful music.

 

Such an incredible piece—hopefully someday I'll give myself the chance to learn it.

I fucking love Shostakovich.
I love a cadenza attacca into the finale movement.
I love hearing Shostakovich quote himself, with various familiar motifs popping up across his compositions.
And I especially love that the audience didn't applaud between movements. #oldschool

The dress is fucking fantastic.

Yes please. Unf.

 

shes good.. and hot