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Indie First Person Shoot 'em Up - Insane Office Escape II

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by Plan9, Mar 23, 2013.

  1. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    If you have a penis, you're going to like this shoot 'em up getaway sequence:

     
  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Saw this on my buddy's Razr, sitting next to him, looking on. Looked interesting.
    Thanks for showing this here. It's even better on my laptop.


    /Like
     
  3. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    Yeah, it's amazing how good the flow is; must have taken months to rehearse.

    The guy's pistol technique needs a little work, though. Horrible grip.
     
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    This is a lot like Mirror's Edge.

    Mirror's Edge 2 needs to be like this....a bit more intense on in the combat scenes...and vehicles!

    And damn that girl has a ridiculously nice rack.

    All in all, this video boosted my testosterone so much that I think I grew a second beard.
     
  5. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    *looks at his own face*
    Damnit, not even a first beard!
     
  6. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

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    At ~1:40 you can just catch a glimpse of the getup the guy's using to film the whole thing -- I think that might be getting in the way a little.

    I also got the distinct impression that it was intended to resemble a video game type sequence. The way he pivots at the waist with his elbows locked out in front of him is straight out of Wolfenstein.
     
  7. Seaver

    Seaver Vertical

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    This was very impressive. Perfect soundtrack, amazing pace, realistic yet incredibly impressive athleticism. Only the pistol shooting needs work (including the amount of rounds per mag), but even still I'm ok with it.
     
  8. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    Baraka_Guru,

    I concur. It is one of the most impressive racks ever displayed during a gunfight. Notice dat sweet, sweet top fill near the straps. Unnff!

    I implore you to share your second beard with those of us that are less fortunate. Namely Fremen; he makes me look like a lumberjack.

    Martian,

    Ja, I understand the flavor, but nobody shoots teacup style with their thumb dangling, not even in video games. See: Wolfenstein, Doom, etc. Just a pet peeve of mine because I've spent so much time behind a Glock that I masturbate with a locked wrist.

    Shooting a pistol like he is in the video only works if you're using blanks. Real rounds w/ a real recoil spring would cause the gun to hop out of your hand with each shot making it impossible to engage rapidly with any kind of minute-of-badguy accuracy.

    Seaver,

    Yeah, the pace is straight-up brutal. White ninjas! I'm always impressed at guys that can get shit like this done while wearing suits and shiny Oxfords.

    Do they make Armani brand Jason Statham action suits with stretch panels on the shoulders and gusseted crotches? Where do buy I one? For realz.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2013
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    The right one jiggles ever so slightly when he lands on her. I must have watched the clip about twenty times. Yes, I'm a dirty old man.

    Get your own! :mad:
     
  10. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    This is why I want to take you to a strip club and get you to grow a fourth beard. This would greatly please the Party Gods. Arrrooooooo!

    You are not your khakis. Or your facial hair.
     
  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    You mean a little somethin' somthin'? Brass Rail & Upper Brass | Toronto (NSFW, obvs)

    I know...I know. Blah, blah, blah....all singing, all dancing crap of the world....
     
  12. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    Should I make reservations now? This sounds like a fantastic idea.

    You don't. But you will. Arrroooooo!
     
  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Oh right. You're a party god who likes to have an itinerary that we all follow to a T, amirite?

    I really hope you're going to get me to punch you as hard as I can.
     
  14. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    Hardly. I just don't want to get stuck playing pinochle all night with you fogeys after blowing a healthy chunk of ammo money on airfare and a giant inflatable pool alligator named Harold.

    It's not a party until you have to splint a broken arm.
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Considering the membership numbers descending on the T-dot, we will at the very least get rip-roaring drunk. Pinochle be damned.

    You haven't experienced Canada until you've tried out our health care system.
     
  16. Plan9 FORMAT C:

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    Thus the necessity of the inflatable 'gator.
     
  17. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Why was the fat guy in the towel up there with four hot women? And why were there only two lounge chairs?

    These are the questions that must be asked.
     
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    You've never seen an action film before, have you?

    Actually, no. No they mustn't.
     
  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I've seen more action films than you, my friend, by virtue of age, and idleness. ;)

    You have me there.
     
  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Oh, good. I guess that means I don't have to ask you about the bewbs.