Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by Plan9, Mar 23, 2013.
If you have a penis, you're going to like this shoot 'em up getaway sequence:
Saw this on my buddy's Razr, sitting next to him, looking on. Looked interesting.
Thanks for showing this here. It's even better on my laptop.
Yeah, it's amazing how good the flow is; must have taken months to rehearse.
The guy's pistol technique needs a little work, though. Horrible grip.
This is a lot like Mirror's Edge.
Mirror's Edge 2 needs to be like this....a bit more intense on in the combat scenes...and vehicles!
And damn that girl has a ridiculously nice rack.
All in all, this video boosted my testosterone so much that I think I grew a second beard.
*looks at his own face*
Damnit, not even a first beard!
At ~1:40 you can just catch a glimpse of the getup the guy's using to film the whole thing -- I think that might be getting in the way a little.
I also got the distinct impression that it was intended to resemble a video game type sequence. The way he pivots at the waist with his elbows locked out in front of him is straight out of Wolfenstein.
This was very impressive. Perfect soundtrack, amazing pace, realistic yet incredibly impressive athleticism. Only the pistol shooting needs work (including the amount of rounds per mag), but even still I'm ok with it.
I concur. It is one of the most impressive racks ever displayed during a gunfight. Notice dat sweet, sweet top fill near the straps. Unnff!
I implore you to share your second beard with those of us that are less fortunate. Namely Fremen; he makes me look like a lumberjack.
Ja, I understand the flavor, but nobody shoots teacup style with their thumb dangling, not even in video games. See: Wolfenstein, Doom, etc. Just a pet peeve of mine because I've spent so much time behind a Glock that I masturbate with a locked wrist.
Shooting a pistol like he is in the video only works if you're using blanks. Real rounds w/ a real recoil spring would cause the gun to hop out of your hand with each shot making it impossible to engage rapidly with any kind of minute-of-badguy accuracy.
Yeah, the pace is straight-up brutal. White ninjas! I'm always impressed at guys that can get shit like this done while wearing suits and shiny Oxfords.
Do they make Armani brand Jason Statham action suits with stretch panels on the shoulders and gusseted crotches? Where do buy I one? For realz.
The right one jiggles ever so slightly when he lands on her. I must have watched the clip about twenty times. Yes, I'm a dirty old man.
Get your own!
This is why I want to take you to a strip club and get you to grow a fourth beard. This would greatly please the Party Gods. Arrrooooooo!
You are not your khakis. Or your facial hair.
You mean a little somethin' somthin'? Brass Rail & Upper Brass | Toronto (NSFW, obvs)
I know...I know. Blah, blah, blah....all singing, all dancing crap of the world....
Should I make reservations now? This sounds like a fantastic idea.
You don't. But you will. Arrroooooo!
Oh right. You're a party god who likes to have an itinerary that we all follow to a T, amirite?
I really hope you're going to get me to punch you as hard as I can.
Hardly. I just don't want to get stuck playing pinochle all night with you fogeys after blowing a healthy chunk of ammo money on airfare and a giant inflatable pool alligator named Harold.
It's not a party until you have to splint a broken arm.
Considering the membership numbers descending on the T-dot, we will at the very least get rip-roaring drunk. Pinochle be damned.
You haven't experienced Canada until you've tried out our health care system.
Thus the necessity of the inflatable 'gator.
Why was the fat guy in the towel up there with four hot women? And why were there only two lounge chairs?
These are the questions that must be asked.
You've never seen an action film before, have you?
Actually, no. No they mustn't.
I've seen more action films than you, my friend, by virtue of age, and idleness.
You have me there.
Oh, good. I guess that means I don't have to ask you about the bewbs.
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