Is it over?

That's one big can o' whoop-ass...

There's nothing complicated about this, dude. You lied. Admit it. Apologize. Stop.

 

Bingo.

This is such bullshit that I don't spend much time one the board any more. Internet-asssisted dissociative identity disorder.

 

Ok, doc, now ya gotta explain what dissociative identity disorder is...

 

No, just letting you know Leroy messed up.

 

At least I got chicken.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooKVstzbz0

 

Formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder...

 

or in his case dumbassness

 

I forgive you your past transgressions, Leroy,
at least the ones I know about.

With the cold weather fast approaching I could use some sweater advice.

 

Thanks Giant Hamburger. I think forgiveness is best.

 

I keep telling the voices in my head that it it's not called that any more, but they just won't listen. They keep shouting about cardigans and pull-overs. V-Neck versus Crew Neck. Everybody shut the hell up, already!

You can have mine too, but you gotta repent. Repeat after me:

"Sir Lance, I am sorry I lied about serving in the military. I meant no disrespect to you or your comrades, living or dead. I'm just a mixed up, fucked up dude who likes sweaters. It won't happen again. I promise."

Otherwise I gotta sic @Plan9 on you, whenever he gets back from whereverheisistan....

 

What the actual fuck?

I take a few days away and you all go inception on me!

 

Nice catch, fancy pants.

 

Don't praise him! His head is already big enough. Have you seen his pics? I thought I was looking a picture of the woods and realized it was just his camo hat.

*bun-dun* *rimshot*

Unlike Taneytown, I'll be here all week! I only lie about being a chef to impress women! Thousands of culinary students do this all the time!

 

Look let's get back on track.

 

Who is unskilled?

 

You ask if it is over. You thinking it even started gives yourself way too much credit.

 

What did I do?

 

I'm brining the stories of my life.