Its so hot...

You guys don't know heat. Try 365 days of humidity at 80%+ and 86 to 91F.

Every. Fucking. Day.

(it's moist)

 

It's super hot here, but we only get about a week of really hot summer every year, so I say bring it on. With every increasing degree my gf walks around the house increasingly naked. I love summer.

 

Its so hot that we had to drink margaritas and lemon drops, and sweat sticky, all weekend during the move.
O. Poor babies.

 

It's so hot, when I went out to clean the windows on my car, I sweated right back across the dang windshield and had to do it again.

 

It's hot as balls and significantly more humid. I'm laying here in my underpants with the A/C set to "Turbo," but am unfortunately out of beer.

 

Unacceptable....

 

Thank the FSM, I have a kegerator. If we kill the keg, I'm going to stick my head in there to cool down. Or my boobs. Whatever works.

 

TFPDOM thoughts...

 

You all are just ogling my keg. At least you should be... it's so shiny and pretty, and the tap gets a lovely film of condensation that sparkles in the light of the dining room chandelier....

 

Yep, that's exactly what we were doing. We were ogling your.......keg, if that's what you want to call it

 

You know some people call em different things.

 

I am totally mind-humping her keg right now. I think I'm in love.

 

I did not realise that the_jazz was starring in commercials these days.

 

I ran out of beer after only having had one beer. I dealt with the misery of getting dressed, then ran to the store to get beer, wine, gin, and vermouth.

Now I'm torn between whether I want a beer or another martini.

 

Hah, story of my life. "Ugh, the pants. All the crap that goes on and in the pants."

Seriously, it's like a '80s action "Loadin' up!" montage just to go and get the mail.

I'm pretty sure when I get old I'm going to be that dude that gets his mail in a robe.

 

I had another martini, a glass of wine, and I just poured myself another martini. I think that's all I'm having because going into work hungover on a Tuesday would just be embarrassing.