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Just got Busted

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Taneytown, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I'm brining Mary some soda and saying I'm sorry.
     
    Last edited: Nov 3, 2015
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  2. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    way to man up there leroy
     
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  3. Taneytown! Your posting style intrigued me enough to login.
    You remind me of the long departed user, Bones.

    Bring a soda for everyone BUT Mary.
    Show her the error of her selfish ways.

    I hope you stick around.
     
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  4. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Holy Shitsnacks! I'm coming into this train wreck of a troll thread because the MOTHERFUCKING GIANT HAMBURGER IS HERE!

    Dude! Welcome back!

    Taneytown, thanks for being socially oblivious to everything and thinking your right. You brought someone back from the lurk zone. Like Troll Resurrection.
     
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  5. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Never gone by the name " Bones."
     
  6. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    I want some giant hamburger.
     
  7. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Fuck Mary's soda, if I was hungry and Giant Hamburger was just sitting in the staff fridge, I'd eat him.
     
  8. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Hamburgers are really good!
     
  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    but giant hamburger is a legend
     
  10. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    You haven't been to Willy D's. It's a two handed dawg. Just mean to eat through.
     
  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Get a bacon cheeseburger from Pappa's BBQ.

    Order the double meat if you're brave, and have huge hands.

    -------------------------

    It's good see @Giant Hamburger posting again.
     
  12. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I have very small hands. It's a problem for burger eating.
     
  13. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist


    The same way you hunt a unique rabbit.
     
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  14. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Ok, look I'm thinking about asking Marry out. Problems though abound:

    Marry is only an associate. She has a really interesting body id like to get to know, but her face is just so so.

    Look I'm going places within our company. I know how to order really good cognac, and am a member of several exclusive cigar clubs. I also wear really sharpe sweaters during the winter months. So there's that.

    If she says she'll go out with me, do you think taking her to one of my cigar clubs is a good idea?
     
  15. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Dude, you are one of the most entertaining trolls to hit this site in a long time. I just squirted water out of my nose.
     
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Definitely do the cigar club thing.

    Request she wear a blue dress there.

    Make lots of jokes about what cigars Bill Clinton prefers, and accidentally call her 'Monica' at random times.
     
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  17. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Not a troll.
     
  18. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist


    I'll take your word for it, but you are absolutely hilarious. Are you really Giant Hamburger in disguise?
     
  19. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    No I'm Leroy. First time I've had a handle on here.
     
  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Hi, Leroy. I'm Chris. I agree with @SirLance, you are amusing and entertaining. Hopefully we'll get to know the real you.