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Just got Busted

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Taneytown, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    The " real me" what does this mean?
     
  2. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa

    So you stole someone else's property and then lied about it in a workplace that's essentially new to you. And then didn't enjoy the pilfered flavour? And you say your not a bad guy? Maybe some self evaluation is needed. In the shop I work at, a man could get his ass kicked for messing with someone else's food.
     
  3. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I'm asking Marry out on a date, and I upgraded her soda after I stole it. So there's that.
     
  4. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa

    Fuck no No! Take her a cream soda and then leave your latest victim alone.
    --- merged: Nov 4, 2015 at 9:05 PM ---

    How do you upgrade a soda?
     
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  5. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Marry had a knockoff soda. I upgraded to " Virgil's." Look that's more than a fair trade!
     
  6. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    You like ginger ale? Ever try Vernor's? I can't stand it as I'm a Canada Dry man. Like to cut it with a little water for a refreshing drink.
     
  7. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Look, I'm asking Marry out. I look fantastic in a sweater, I have a full blown mustache, I drive a fully loaded Saturn with factory warranty. Along with all this I know how to order cocagne. And regularly do for the table! And I upgraded the soda!
     
  8. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa

    Your an insecure narcissist moron, take some good advise and leave that poor woman Mary alone. Come to terms with yourself and turn yourself in to the local FBI
     
  9. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Why? Because I look great in a sweater?
     
  10. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    I'm fucking bored with you and now regret giving your ridiculous posts any of my attention
     
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  11. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Bored. How so?
     
  12. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    This is a tough crowd, Leroy.
    --- merged: Nov 4, 2015 at 10:59 PM ---
    Dad, seriously. Leave these good people alone. You have questions, send them to me and I'll get you to the right people. - Douglass
     
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  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I hope that your moustache tickles Mary's fancy more than the upgrade on her soda.
     
  14. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I've had a mustache since I was in middle school.
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
  16. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    Abover from Canada:

    What's your second favorite line in Ulysses? Mine's:

    “The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.”
    James Joyce, Ulysses
     
  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Boy do I have bad news for you.

    Saturn went defunct in Oct of 2010. Their longest warranty was 5yr/100k miles. Your car is out of warranty.


    Maybe just steal Mary/Marry's car if it's under warranty still?
     
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  18. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    She might send one of her co-workers to get up in his grill.
     
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  19. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I bought an extended plan through GMC. I assure you my car is fully covered. And Mary will be perfectly safe.
     
  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Alas, that isn't a 'factory' warranty then.

    Extended warranty pawned off as factory? Just wait until I tell Mary...
     
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