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Just got Busted

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Taneytown, Nov 1, 2015.

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  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    @Taneytown, you really should drop the "I'm clueless and don't know it" act. It is getting old, even to those of us who were first entertained by it. You're also starting to repeat yourself, which tells me you're running out of new material. Try posting as yourself.

    Hell, I'm One Of The Least Interesting Men In The World (in my defense that wasn't always the case) , and they let me stick around :p.
     
    Chris Noyb, Nov 5, 2015
    #121
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  2. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Mary will be riding around in a fully covered, fully loaded Saturn.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #122
  3. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    I really don't know what else to say, as this is who I am.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #123
  4. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Folks it's come to a head. Mary rejected my willingness to take her on a fabulous date. Along with this stunning news, Mary is having me brought up in front of HR for my " thievery." Upgrade didn't matter according to Mary. I'm thinking I might need an attorney.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #124
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  5. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    damn I thought Mary gave you head and you came down her throat. Shit that was going to be a better ending to the story.
     
    cynthetiq, Nov 5, 2015
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Have you tried mentioning to HR that you look very good in a sweater? Or told them about your GMAC warranty on your totally loaded but decade old Saturn?

    They won't be able to help but be impressed.
     
    Borla, Nov 5, 2015
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  7. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Saturns weren't bad vehicles. They had polymer panels which resisted dents.
     
    omega, Nov 5, 2015
    #127
  8. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Look, I do look fantastic in a sweater. This has to count for something.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #128
  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    No lie, I'm sitting in a parking lot waiting on someone and three straight Saturns drove by.

    I'll keep my eyes peeled for anyone looking fabulous in a sweater.
     
    Borla, Nov 5, 2015
    #129
  10. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Borla, I like your style!!
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #130
  11. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Saturns and close to assholes. After all, Saturn's right next to Ur anus.
     
    Lindy, Nov 5, 2015
    #131
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  12. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Feeding time needs to be over.
     
    Chris Noyb, Nov 5, 2015
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  13. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    Not trolling. Just wanting to tell my story.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #133
  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I am EXTREMELY interested in seeing some pictures of these fabulous sweaters. Not to mention understanding which color sporty wingtips go with which color sweater. I do not have many sweaters, but I do have several pairs of wingtips. Since it is fall time, maybe I should invest in some fashionable sweaters?

    Do you have any cardigan recommendations? I have a ginormous head, so the neck hole for many traditional sweaters just does not work for me, nor can I manage to squeeze it into most turtlenecks. Can you help @Taneytown ?
     
    Borla, Nov 5, 2015
    #134
  15. Taneytown

    Taneytown Guest

    No idea why my profile says 48. Crazy.
     
    Taneytown, Nov 5, 2015
    #135
  16. AuntBee

    AuntBee Vertical

    Dad likes Coogi sweaters like Cosby wore.
     
    AuntBee, Nov 5, 2015
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Well now I'm seeing the problem. Chics are onto the "pudding pops and roofie" trick. He needs to try asking them "Netflix and chill?"
     
    Borla, Nov 5, 2015
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  18. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    This thread needs some theme music (every good thread should have some)

    Now it's got it:
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Nov 5, 2015
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  19. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Especially if it looks good to you.
     
    SirLance, Nov 6, 2015
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    My posting of Run–D.M.C.'s "Mary, Mary" went by virtually ignored.

    Now I'll give this a try.


    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 6, 2015
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