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Masturbation statistics

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Street Pattern, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    Here are some actual stats on frequency of masturbation, by age and gender:
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    These kinds of surveys always surprise me with such low numbers. I have spent my whole life deep in that bottom row.
     
  2. spindles

    spindles Very Tilted

    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Surely there is a bit of "liar liar pants on fire" going on here ;)
     
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  3. desal75

    desal75 New Member

    Location:
    Buffalo, NY
    Did they do the male survey at a shaolin temple or something?
     
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  4. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Surveys about masturbation and sex accurately reveal one thing: How many people lie about their sex lives.
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    man...always in the upper percentiles.
     
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I think this needs to be cross-referenced with sexual frequency.
     
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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    The stats, even if the numbers might be low ("everybody does it, but nobody talks about"), show one thing I've always suspected--As you get older, it becomes more difficult to get laid.
     
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Are you kidding me? I couldn't get laid until I hit the second age category!

    You mean it gets worse?!
     
  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    1.5% in my age category/frequency rate. Man, I feel sorry for other people. I'll just be over here, having all kinds of orgasms.
     
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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Yes.
    Even if you're married or in a LTR.
    Perhaps especially if you're married or in a LTR.
    The fire might not be completely extinguished, but it sure as hell is no longer a roaring blaze.
     
  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What if it's a long, slow burn?

    I read a stat once that suggested people over 60 have, on average, more sex than I do.

    At least there's room for improvement, right?

    Right...?
     
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  12. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    It's the bifocals and dementia. Like wearing beer goggles but all the time.
     
  13. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Mmm looking at those numbers, I don't think they are that far off. We must not forget this is a self selected community, that was originally founded on pornography.
     
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  14. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    Finally, a way I can be "the one percent".
     
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  15. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Old joke, short version:
    Wifey is standing naked in front of a full length mirror. She comments, "My hair is gray, my face is wrinkled, my boobs are sagging, and my skin is loose." Hubby replies, "Your eyesight is still good."
     
  16. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...


    A septuagenarian couple get together for the first time. After they undress and climb into bed, giggling and touching like new lovers do, the foreplay starts in earnest, when she whispers to him "please be gentle, I have acute angina".

    "Good job too," he says, "because your tits are old and saggy".
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I'll be an ancient man...and you're going to find me with my brain gone, unable to walk or hold my bowels and drooling.
    But you'll still still see my wrist twitching while holding my penis.
    It is an involuntary muscle movement for me...like breathing, blinking & digestion. ;)
     
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  18. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Where ever I roam
    I would also like to have seen the next question be "how frequently do you orgasm"? I don't blame people for not masturbating if they are having sex.
     
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  19. Sunshine

    Sunshine Vertical

    I'm pretty sure these numbers are false. I personally don't fall within the normal for my age group
     
  20. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    Agreed, but orgasm-specific surveys also show weirdly low numbers.