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Masturbation statistics

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Street Pattern, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    IMHO - if you start, you should finish.

    99.9 success rate. :cool:
    Haven't gotten to 5 nines yet...
     
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Eh, it's different. I tend towards lots of both.

    Or maybe I'm just a sexual person who loves orgasms?
     
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  3. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    My wifes record is something like 17 over an hour or so period. She will routinely have 8+, you women don't count ;)

    If I were to try 8 in an hour it would require trip to the emergency room.
     
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  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Yeah, I'm the kind of person where if I only have three or four, I'm disappointed.
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Actually, I think if I'm really horny and on a roll, then I've done 3 or 4 per hour,
    but this is very rare...especially since each subsequent one tends to lengthen the efforts on the next.
    Depends on your bod...and what you're fantasizing about.

    I'd say 1 or 2 per hour is more reasonable.
    Of course after some time, you've worn yourself out.

    If you're really in a horn-dog mood, then 12+ happens periodically in a day/night.
    Depends on the person...and logistics. (need for sleep, food and other distractions)

    Plus, some get times confused with sex times...there's a difference in orgasm and play.
    Masturbation sometimes is quicker...sometimes it's longer. Depending on the situation, your body and the excitement.
    Frankly, there is no hard & fast rule (pun intended) but it fluxes for everyone.
    There are only "trends" or tendencies for you. There's no right or wrong way, only what's pleasurable.

    Most don't keep spreadsheet charts.
    heh...maybe in the future, when you're jacked up to the system. :eek:
    ("Aww man...my numbers went down this month...got to do better. Need to beat it.")
     
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  6. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage Donor

    Location:
    Temasek
    I am lucky if I can get two in a day.

    My interest in sex comes in cycles. Sometimes it's all I can think about, other times I just can't be bothered.

    That said, even if I am not in the mood, I can rise to the challenge. It's just not as enjoyable.
     
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    I see what you did there.
     
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  8. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Its not like it was that hard to do.
     
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  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage Donor

    Location:
    Temasek
    Not once you get started anyway.
     
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  10. Fraeia

    Fraeia Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Newfoundland

    I find that the more I have sex (and our usual is about once a week), the more I masturbate. Just thinking about it the day after gets me horny all over again.

    Anyone else?

    Either way, I can't imagine not masturbating at least once a month. I wonder if any of these people have orgasms in their sleep.
     
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  11. girldetective

    girldetective Getting Tilted

    Really?! I mean, who the friggin cares whosis is gettin what off when and how often?!
    Fuckin just do it and quit yakkin about the stats.
    Im just sayin, Are we no fucking better than the frequency of our rahrahplaygasms?
    Really, Im asking. Today, I took some sexelfies for whatever reason, and then went pink shoppin on my couch. Now, I feel ramped up!

    However, I dont approve of myself in this sate. I mean state.
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Actually, I respectfully disagree with you on this.

    People often live alone in their minds throughout life...wondering about what they do...wondering what others do...and how they compare to others.
    Is it strange, is it normal...or is it just "is"? (and all the shades and fluxes in-between)
    This includes the volume or quality too.

    If you don't want to talk about it, then don't...if you don't want to read about it, then don't.
    But I wouldn't judge those who are interested in sharing.
    If they can have a legit thread on everything else...then they can have it on this. (ex. dick size, ...lingus, menses, etc...)

    Frankly, that's what the TFP is good at...intelligently and maturely getting the shit that's in your head...out of it.
    Including random thoughts, musings and wonderings.
    And perhaps having others relate back their own.

    Notwithstanding if one approves or not.
     
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  13. girldetective

    girldetective Getting Tilted

    1. My sense of playful humor may have been missed. Blblblblbluuhhhh. What else is new?!

    2. Really, rogue49?? who the hell cares?! What, when, how, where, and who you do are all fab. I dont mind talkin about it and have referenced it in the past, maybe posting about the big pinkgasm before, maybe with pics, and it could be that I frackedadudesmind when it counts. Cool! Go for it! But, really, WTF cares anymore? We all do it, as often as we want or not, and its been talked to its boring death just like a pop song played over and over in the top 10. We all know the human condition and like, hey man! I know you want mine or someones bootie, to see, hear, smell, taste, and fuck as often as possible, or not. Its all good, and I dont mind. I want yours or someone elses too. It could be that this subject has been talked out. It seems somewhat boring to talk about.

    Now, doing it is another story. Get with the fuckin program. Put that fingery hand where you want it. No one fuckin cares other than maybe youre parrish priest, and when did he ever stop you?

    Fuck you rogue49, or is it rouge49: scarlet with elististembarrasment to be just one of the masses; red cheeked with slaps here, or there?! Forgive me. As much as I like you, Im sort of sick youre fuckin righteous ways. Or, more simply, Im bored.
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, @girldetective it sounds like you're a bit angry. (or bored as noted)
    I'd recommend a bit of self-gratification.
    Let us know how that turns out.

    Me, I'm going to have some fun myself too right-now. (a little of fucking myself as you recommended)
    Enjoy. :D

    Meanwhile, the thread will continue or not whether we will it or not. ...As it tends to do around here, until it doesn't.
    But I would suggest, if you're going to shout for any one thread to be closed, it would be that damn "Internet Lunatics" (ironically named for here)
    There's quite a bit of anger in there too.

    Ciao for now.
     
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    im still amazed that 1.7% of men over 70 do it aot. i hope thats me whn im 70
     
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    If I'm not in the .5% still masturbating 4 times a week after age 70, I'll be disappointed in myself.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR?!
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    practice, practice, practice... (in my best German instructor accent ;) where's my crop to smack on my thigh??)

    ...man, I should be Olympian level by now.

    Actually...I know my dad is still going for it at 67, so that's a good sign for me.
    And I should have holodecks by then. :D
     
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  18. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Most men over 70 haven't found internet porn. By the time we hit 70, lemon party will be a thing.
     
  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    oh so true
     
  20. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage Donor

    Location:
    Temasek
    I think I might be repeating myself.




    I am saving my money to have a 20-year-old nurse with big tits take care of my wrinkled Johnson.