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Masturbation statistics

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Street Pattern, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    I'm sorry, I've been out of the room pleasuring myself......what did I miss??
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Your wish is my command...
    [​IMG]
     
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    Story of my life.
     
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  4. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Indeed.
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    This was just interesting & funny to me for some reason...

    Just had the longest jerk-off session ever.
    Tried to start this morn, watching some good shit on the web...and I kept being interrupted by calls. (I'm off today, but on-call)
    Get started again, be in the middle...another call. (stop, start...stop, start....again & again)
    Never let me finish off. It was like commuter traffic.

    Finally got to get off after 3 fuckin' hours.
    Had to "under principle"...

    Feel fine, my dick seemed to take it well...but it was just surreal.

    And what is the TFP for than to share surreal moments?? :rolleyes:
     
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    That sounds painful, dude.

    I think I had the shortest climax I've ever had yesterday with the Magic Wand. Less than a minute. I'm still not sure what happened. Guess I was really horny. Usually it's 20 minutes or so.
     
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Wasn't painful, just annoying.
    I didn't get blue balls or anything...just was horny and wanted to finish my mission.

    Right now I feel like I could take on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and leave them all exhausted.
    I hate it when I get this way...friggin' libido.

    Lately my stats have been off the charts. *sigh*
     
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  8. fattyjack New Member

    once per day... i am single...
     
  9. tenozan New Member

    hellooooo nurse!
     
  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    After 3 off and on fappin' hours you probably finally had a half-litre shot.:D

    Please help me... I don't have a clue what "under principle" means.

    And what do you mean by "good shit on the web?"
     
  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    I did it today
     
  12. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    That's an odd bump.

    I don't consider masturbation and sex to be mutually exclusive. I'm quite happy with both. I definitely enjoy sex (and enjoyed it this morning, for the record) but that doesn't mean I don't masturbate. After all, masturbation is sex with someone you love.

    I'm calling bullshit on 20% of guys 18-24 masturbating less than once per year. At that age I was at least doing once per day.
     
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    :)That someone probably knows exactly what pleases you.:D
     
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  14. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Unless you're depressed or something then it's like a hatefuck.
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC

    Well, I could have just walked away and dealt with the potential blue balls...but I wanted to finish it off.

    Good shit = good porn (in this case...good shit could mean anything anywhere, but that you think it's good at that time)

    And actually, I've never found any consistent pattern to ejaculation volume...it happens when it happens, length of time or pleasure is irrelevant.
    Sometimes you're Mike Adriano (barely there results), sometimes you're Peter North (aka "beercan")
    And sometimes it goes into orbit, might shoot an eye out.
     
  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Funny how, reading this now, I easily got "under principle." You just had to "finish" what you started. I guess it just went over my head (or, perhaps, "past my head";)) the first time that I read it.
     
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, it could have gone over your head depending on the whimsy of the firing of the ballista that day. :p
    Ya never know with those damn targeteers
     
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  18. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
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    I discovered something interesting.
    Zoloft which my doctor put me on for depression has an interesting side effect for some men.
    It keeps you from having an orgasm.
    Which I guess would be handy if I was having sex with someone.
    Being able to fuck all day would be very cool, I guess.
    But since masturbation was one of the few ways I had that helped me go to sleep I'm kinda pissed off.
     
  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    I dated a guy who was on Zoloft once. He had a hell of time with getting it up, keeping it up, and ejaculating. He was plenty skilled in other ways, though, and really adventurous.

    I never did get him to tie me up, though :(
     
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  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
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    Getting it up and keeping it up is no problem, that seems to be good for hours on end if I want to keep going but after a while it gets frustrating and sore.

    In another world, I'd tie you up.
     
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