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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    oops...I pre-started.

    I know, I know...it happens to everyone.

    Now to prevent you from coming early before National Masturbation Month,
    should you cum early, Masturbating beforehand?
    Or maybe use a condom to decrease sensitivity...so you can come at the right time when it starts.
    This is so complicated...
     
    rogue49, Apr 30, 2014
    #181
  2. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Thank goodness I've been training....
     
    Levite, Apr 30, 2014
    #182
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  3. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    You get to use chalk?
     
    Cayvmann, May 1, 2014
    #183
  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I've dedicated myself all year to practicing.

    I can only hope I'm up for the challenge.
     
    snowy, May 1, 2014
    #184
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Heavy lifting, my friend.
     
    Plan9, May 1, 2014
    #185
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    as have i....
     
    ralphie250, May 1, 2014
    #186
  7. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I'm married, so you know I've been practicing...
     
    Cayvmann, May 1, 2014
    #187
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  8. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    You have to lift yours? Mine just stands up on its own....
     
    Levite, May 1, 2014
    #188
  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Your balls stand up on their own?

    Don't forget to cradle the balls.
     
    Plan9, May 1, 2014
    #189
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    I celebrated a few minutes ago. Yeah for may.
     
    ralphie250, May 1, 2014
    #190
  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I invited my husband to join me on this May adventure. He's considering it.
     
    snowy, May 1, 2014
    #191
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  12. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Don't need to. They sit nice and tight all on their own. Probably because the best developed muscles on my body are the pubic/pelvics (followed by the right biceps, triceps, and brachials). Put me in front of Scarlett Johansson naked, and I could probably raise and hold a small wall safe using the muscles in my junk.
     
    Levite, May 2, 2014
    #192
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Just heard another great term for it, in "Delivery Man" (good movie btw)

    Wrestling The Dragon

    Sounds like some type of Tarantino/Rodriguez/Bruce Lee movie. :cool:
     
    rogue49, May 4, 2014
    #193
  14. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    Now what exactly would y'all be doing in May that would be different from usual?
     
    Street Pattern, May 4, 2014
    #194
  15. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    I suspect if he's anything like most men when you sit down in front of him and start, he's going to have a hard time not jumping right in (so to speak).
     
    redravin, May 4, 2014
    #195
  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    i think i am winning
     
    ralphie250, May 5, 2014
    #196
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    We have fun together but separately. It works well for us.
     
    snowy, May 5, 2014
    #197
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    My new band name is Callus McPhallus and the National Masturbation Month Bunch.
     
    Plan9, May 5, 2014
    #198
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  19. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    I misread that as National Masturbation Month Brunch.
    So I was picturing a waiter asking if you wanted Eggs Benedict and Belgian Waffles with your masturbation.
     
    redravin, May 5, 2014
    #199
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Sure.
    [​IMG]
     
    snowy, May 5, 2014
    #200
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