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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Ergh. Extra sloppy. Just the way you kids like it.

    ...

    Also:

    Anybody else super creeped out by the avatar that appears every time this thread pops?

    Yeaaah.
     
    Plan9, May 5, 2014
    #201
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  2. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    ...... Hi Snowy :) ....

    If you've a lot of hungry friends, you have to make a Cumberbatch!

    And include them in a SMAUGesbord.

    (Ben does voice for the Dragon those dwarves are Wrestling.)
     
    Zen, May 5, 2014
    #202
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I think I already filled my quota for the month...
     
    rogue49, May 5, 2014
    #203
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Baraka_Guru, May 5, 2014
    #204
  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    I'm not far behind ya.
     
    ralphie250, May 5, 2014
    #205
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    For the record, frequency doesn't impress me.

    McDonald's has sold over 300 billion burgers. Their burgers don't impress me either.

    (I mean, I'll eat them, but it's not like it's an amazing burger or anything.)

    Anyway, I expect more from you, TFaPpers.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 5, 2014
    #206
  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Hey, you don't know what kind of quality spices I put in my throw down.
    I invest my time into cooking the juices for the meat.
    There's significant research too, going into my resources for inspiration...can't be just any medium or street vendor,
    the tomato has to be ripe...the salad tossed well...the bread kneaded & baked with passion...you know, a nice spread.

    This is not MickeyD's sir...this is great steak on the grill, done up right. ;)
     
    Last edited: May 6, 2014
    rogue49, May 6, 2014
    #207
  8. Taliesin

    Taliesin Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Western Australia
    My bday is May 1st.
    I have a mate who texts me every year, not to wish me a happy birthday, but to remind me it's national masturbation month. :D
     
    Taliesin, May 6, 2014
    #208
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    PSA:
    Remember boys, don't go out on a date with a loaded gun.
    Prep beforehand.



    **There's Something About Mary reference
     
    rogue49, May 6, 2014
    #209
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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Note to self: Do NOT partake of anything cooked by @rogue49.

    That can backfire (don't ask me how I know this).
     
    Chris Noyb, May 6, 2014
    #210
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    i celebrated this morning in the shiower, yeah for may
     
    ralphie250, May 7, 2014
    #211
  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Dancing With Myself
    Flesh For Fantasy
    Rock The Cradle of Love

    Billy Idol's greatest masturbation innuendo hits
     
    rogue49, May 7, 2014
    #212
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    does this mean june will be national beat off month?
     
    ralphie250, May 8, 2014
    #213
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

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    Ehh hee hee
     
    Japchae, May 8, 2014
    #214
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  15. beltoro

    beltoro New Member

    Location:
    Texas
    May is a great month to start the celebration of pleasure for the next 12 months.
     
    beltoro, May 9, 2014
    #215
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Stand back.
    The weekend is here.
    No obligations. :D
     
    rogue49, May 9, 2014
    #216
  17. NIKKI@NIGHT

    Nikki@Night Vertical

    It helps relieve (aka pms) cramps, of course it helps relieve other things as well.
     
    Nikki@Night, May 20, 2014
    #217
  18. coreylane

    coreylane New Member

    Location:
    US
    except in May?:rolleyes:
     
    coreylane, May 20, 2014
    #218
  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    i think i am setting a record
     
    ralphie250, May 20, 2014
    #219
  20. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    Weirdly enough, after all my whining, I am doing the opposite. Thanks to my lovely wife, I am not finding much time or need for solo acts.
     
    Street Pattern, May 20, 2014
    #220
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