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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    You been watching The Road Warrior again?
     
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  2. Indigo Kid

    Indigo Kid Getting Tilted

    Hey...we seemed to die here....C'mon y'all...Let's make June something fun!!! National ____________ Month.

    Fill in the blank/ Thanks!
     
  3. National Rub One Out Month

    But its is getting close to July.... so many months.

    Let's just declare 2013 a year of masturbatory celebration!
     
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  4. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Two balls enter; one ball leaves....
     
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  5. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    You're doing it wrong.
     
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  6. ThomW

    ThomW Vertical

    O, so sorry I didn't find you all earlier. As good as an orgasm is deep, long laughing.

    O, well, as Chauncey Gardiner says, "After summer, there is," etc., etc.,"...then comes spring."

    (O, yeah: He also said "I like to watch.")
     
  7. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what? Donor

    Location:
    Central MD
    Assuming I counted correctly, today is May 176th. Just saying.
     
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Fap fap fap
     
  9. I considered bumping this thread a few times myself.

    But then I got busy. ;)
     
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  10. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    It's hard to bump a thread one-handed....
     
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  11. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    I am sad to report that my vibrator finally died.


    However, I should be able to add a pic of a discreet brown package in the "post your latest purchase" thread in a few days :D
     
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  12. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    At least it died happy, after a wonderful life....
     
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  13. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what? Donor

    Location:
    Central MD
    These are necessary life skills. They're worth mastering.

    For the record, I did not type this post one-handed.
     
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  14. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.


    Too bad.
     
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  15. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what? Donor

    Location:
    Central MD
    You're a few hours late, my dear.
     
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  16. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Damnit.
     
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  17. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    You two get a room. Preferably with cameras.


    /DOM
     
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  18. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    What????

    All this time, I thought this thread was about masticating.........damn
     
  19. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    You can type with your tongue?:p
     
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  20. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    why is May national masturbation month? What's wrong with the other 11?