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Nominate Awful Beers for my Research Project

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Plan9, Jun 11, 2013.

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  1. DANTU BALINIMAS

    Dantu balinimas New Member

    I think all kinds of beer taste good.
     
    Dantu balinimas, Jun 14, 2013
    #101
  2. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    Post your address so we can all ship our terrible beers to you.
     
    MSD, Jun 15, 2013
    #102
  3. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Australia's own Victoria Bitter (VB). What a crock of liquefied shit.

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    I realize as a German I'm horribly spoiled when it comes to beer, but this one is by far and away the shame of the nation: 5.0 Original Pils

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    And out of all of the German beers that get exported, this one lives on the very bottom: Beck's Ice

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    I tried a local beer last time I was in Shanghai. Don't remember the name, really not worth the memory space either.
     
    Remixer, Jun 29, 2013
    #103
  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I remember now. The worst beer I ever had was from Trader Joe's. It was one of their brands, I guess the beer equivalent of Two Buck Chuck. I think it was $1.99 for a six-pack.


    Probably the most brutal time I had muscling through a six pack ever.
     
    Borla, Jul 12, 2013
    #104
  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Please tell me it was their Corona ripoff.
     
    Plan9, Jul 12, 2013
    #105
  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    It's been too long ago to remember, has to be 7-8 years or more. It was a lager, might've been a light lager, but it came in a can. It didn't say anything about being Mexican style either.

    But it was horrid. And I don't say that lightly.
     
    Borla, Jul 12, 2013
    #106
  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Beer-ritas
     
    Japchae, Jul 12, 2013
    #107
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    You shut your mouth with that horrible madness!
     
    Borla, Jul 12, 2013
    #108
  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    They are made by budweiser. And come in a can.
     
    Japchae, Jul 12, 2013
    #109
  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Are you trying to make them sound better or worse? :p
     
    Borla, Jul 12, 2013
    #110
  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Just trying to share the sheer level of pure disgustingness with you. They also make a strawberry beerita.
     
    Japchae, Jul 12, 2013
    #111
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  12. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    WTF is a beerita?

    Sounds like the pseudonym of a Mexican hooker (she probably has Syphilis).
     
    Charlatan, Jul 13, 2013
    #112
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    A Beerita is a "beer" and margarita in a can. It's an abomination. I use the term "beer" loosely, as it is a Budweiser product.
     
    Japchae, Jul 13, 2013
    #113
  14. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    noodle, I don't need to try that to know it's an abomination.

    Who the fuck dreams up shit like this? More to the point, who decides it's a good enough idea to take it off the drawing board and make it real?
     
    Charlatan, Jul 13, 2013
    #114
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Okay, so I had the names a little wrong.... Straw-ber-ita and Lime-a-rita....

    Bud Light Lime-A-Rita - Anheuser-Busch - Saint Louis, MO - BeerAdvocate

    It's still awful. Have you ever met a Southern redneck looking for something cheap to drink at a bonfire party or at the beach?
    That's where the market is. And mostly women. Anheuser-Busch has a plant in Jax so we get all the "new stuff" early.
    There are no InBevs that I'll drink unless under significant duress.
     
    Japchae, Jul 13, 2013
    #115
  16. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    In Bev... I suppose it makes products that keeps the punters from drinking the good stuff, leaving it for me to drink.
     
    Charlatan, Jul 13, 2013
    #116
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  17. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    The TJ contract brew around here is Kennebunkport Brewing Comany. They have an IPA, a porter, and a blueberry wheat. They're nothing to write home about, but at $5.99 per six pack they're pretty solid. I recommend the IPA.
     
    MSD, Jul 13, 2013
    #117
  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Most people's justification for imbibing this particular kind of beer:

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    Last edited: Jul 26, 2013
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 26, 2013
    #118
  19. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Put Alexander Keith's IPA on your list. Sorry excuse for an IPA. Colorless, tasteless except for the sour citrus aftertaste, it's so bad eve InBev wouldn't distribute it.
     
    grumpyolddude, Jul 30, 2013
    #119
  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's not an IPA, but it doesn't have anything that would qualify as a flaw (light struck, diacetyl, esters, phenol). It's just not to BJCP style.
     
    snowy, Jul 30, 2013
    #120
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