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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by cynthetiq, Mar 20, 2020.

  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
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  2. I'm worried about my hot, sexy co-worker today. She has dropped at least 50 f-bombs this morning. I think she needs to start drinking on the job.
     
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  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I'd find some errands to run.


    My wife, as Specials Team Leader, attended (mandatory) a virtual Specials meeting. They had nothing major on the agenda; it was 40 wasted minutes IMO.

    Emails are being sent like crazy. A lot of people are using Respond To All rather than selecting the only person who actually needs to hear from them. Woo hoo, more meaningless emails to read & delete!!
     
  4. Lunch seems to have calmed her tits. Only the occasional f-bomb leaves her lips.
     
  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    that rhymes. lol
     
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  6. And I didn't even try (or notice) :)
     
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  7. I believe I'm beginning to crack. Even though I've got out of the house for work and to pick up food, I'm starting to loose time. Also, time seems to be slowing down for me. Last week, at work, I was absolutely crushing it, I look up at the clock, and it was only an hour later. WTF? Same thing at home. I'll sleep late, get up, get busy doing things and next thing I know, I look up at the clock, and it's only like a half hour later. GAH!

    Also, I'm pretty fucking bored now at home. TV, radio, reading have all lost their appeal to me. Even the voices in my head seem distracted. I haven't hear from them in a week or two. Maybe they're bored with me.

    Maybe next thunderstorm, I'll run out with a Lacrosse defender's long pole and tempt fate.
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sleep
    Lots & lots of sleep
     
  9. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Where ever I roam
    I lasted until April 24 or so... While I am still self isolating and wearing a biohazard suit to the grocery store every 3 weeks, time is meaningless. I fall asleep at 9 or 10am and wake up at 6pm or 8pm. Or some days I go to sleep for 4 hours from 6am-10am, but them fall asleep at 6pm-10pm... I have given in to Internet addiction and watching way too much YouTube and Facebook videos. Projects I should be doing around the house I have no motivation to do, even though I have a lot of time now.

    The problem is that I watch the trend lines and see that even with a lock down, there was no "flattening" of a curve. It wasn't an exponential growth curve luckily, but The cases from 250,000 to 2,000,000 (Probably close to that number on June 1st) in the past two months in the US hasn't shown any signs of slowing down. And this is going to keep going on for quite a long time I fear.
     
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