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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Or a stairwell. (having never done such a thing in his life nope, nope, nope)
     
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  2. Frankie

    Frankie Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    Keep in mind we are the people our parents warned us about.
    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 23, 2018, Original Post Date: Dec 23, 2018 ---
    Never dive under water while your mouth is numb from Novocain.
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sometimes the deepest form of meditation...

    Is taking good shit in your own toilet

    Alone, quiet, nothing else
    No smartphone, no magazine or otherwise

    Just “let go”

    And after, you may feel the toxins leave your body
    Maybe even your mind

     
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  4. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Commit to less.
     
  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I’m having a hard time watching Alien Covenant

    Not because of the gore or horror
    Because of the stupidity

    Uhh, universal precautions??
    Quarantine protocol

    Sure, let’s just land on a random planet
    And trounce around with not even a mask or gloves

    Yes, I know sci-fi does this all the time
    But I’ve just gotten real over the years

    Hell, at least in Star Wars they’ve already explored and populated the locales
    And Star Trek the can teleport in and out
    And clean them up during the teleport or put them directly into sick bay

    But basically stumbling into things...as professionals
    No excuse

    But I see stupid in cybersecurity all the time.
    And being aware saves me woe, even if I’m in target areas.

    People...come on, think
     
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  6. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Choose to place your money where it can make the most difference.

    Rather than spending stupid money making pointlessly cutesy valentines or purchasing nutritionally deficient foods for the school valentine's party, I spent a buck on My Little Pony valentines for my daughter (since writing her name on Valentines to hand out was her homework), and bought the teacher a $20 credit for the book fair so she could get some of the new books she wanted for the classroom. The parent volunteers at the book fair suggested that I hand the note about the credit to the teacher in person. I did. She was shocked to see me, and gushed over that tiny slip of paper with $20 written on it.
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 15, 2019, Original Post Date: Feb 15, 2019 ---
    Typing up meeting notes and sending them out to meeting participants is a refreshing exercise. I recommend doing it, even if no one asks.
     
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2019
  7. skitto

    skitto Harmonic chaos redundancy limiter

    Location:
    Deschutes, Oregon
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  8. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    dont stick your dick in the elevator door
     
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  10. International T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    You're not my supervisor! ;)
     
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    wash your hands.......
     
  12. DAKA

    DAKA Bent out of shape

    Location:
    Fort Lauderdale
    REPEAT...WASH YOUR HANDS..
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    and dont touch your face...
     
  14. DAKA

    DAKA Bent out of shape

    Location:
    Fort Lauderdale
    That too...
     
  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Amd don't buy all the fucking toilet paper

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
  16. DAKA

    DAKA Bent out of shape

    Location:
    Fort Lauderdale
    WHY the FUCK do you need 100 rolls of toilet paper.....OH you are FULL OF SHIT... I understand
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    on the bright side at some point their will be an abundance of TP in the stores cause no one needs any
     
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