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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    You forgot to mention how incredibly handy they are when randomly stopping to collect a few exciting plants that you see on the roadside to share with your field botany class.
     
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  2. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Check the weather before leaving for the day. Nothing worse than lugging a coat around on a freakishly warm winter day.
     
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...except getting caught in a horrible blizzard. It is always better to have more clothing than less clothing. Bungee cords make rolling and stowing said clothes on your backpack super easy.
     
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  4. JCA

    JCA New Member

    If you're in Don's garage and he asks you to get him a beer, open the fridge from the side opposite the handle or the door won't open.
     
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  5. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When something appears to be too good to be true, it usually is.
     
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  6. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Don't give anyone control over your emotions. No one should have that kind of control over you.
     
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  7. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Double check your takeout order before you bring back food for your workplace.

    -GS's empty stomach. :(
     
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  8. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Stick with your passion, even if it's only part-time.
     
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Keep chronologies of things that are important to you so you can track progress over the years.

    ...

    Organize your workspace before you attempt any new project. Clutter will screw up your flow.

    ...

    Selling the accumulated extraneous bits of crap related to your hobby is incredibly liberating.
     
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  10. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Don't let co-workers pull into the rumor mill.
    It's wasted time and energy.
    Someone is always at the other end of that shitty stick.
     
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  11. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Lift with your legs, not your back. Unless it's back day at the gym, then forget what I just said.
     
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Whenever possible it is often advisable to lift with your brain and not your body.
     
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  13. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    When someone else is not possible, fuck with your brain and not your body.
     
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Calluses are nature's way of telling you to stop masturbating so much.

    /2011
     
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  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Put some butter on it
     
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  16. Is this in reference to Plan9 or just general advice?

    In either case , it applies.
     
  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Butter-as-lube porn jokes are totally '70s.
     

  18. How would you know the 70s, junior? :p
     
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    That and my favorite band is from the '70s.

    ...

    Why does everybody on TFP assume I'm a teenager?

    ...aside from my grammar and overall post content.​
     
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  20. You're OK, Plan9

    for a teenager :p
     
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