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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted


    And the mind!
     
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Everyone would do well not to make the same mistake I keep making...

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  3. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Got this from a friend...

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  4. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    North
    Kinda dark I know but ...
    If you don't have a will make one, now.
    Make a list of your passwords, put it someplace it can be found by your loved ones.
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Baltimore/DC
    When stumbling around in the dark in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
    Don't step on the darker object on dark floor. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Plus one, ten times. My FIL handled all of the finances & bills, my MIL knew nothing about how he handled them. After his second major stroke, and several TIAs, he couldn't remember many of his passwords, what all accounts he had, etc. He never wrote anything down. Seven years later this is still causing problems for us dealing with their various accounts.
    --- merged: Apr 10, 2014 at 9:48 AM ---
    Especially true if you have indoors dogs.
     
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    1. Just because you can afford the solution doesn't mean you need the problem.
    2. Loaning money, guns or vehicles to friends is a 50/50 crapshoot.
    3. Skinny jeans are not the official pants of action heroes for a reason.
    4. If x is too heavy, you're either too weak for it or don't know enough.
    5. If you can't lift it, don't eat it.
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    If a long time and very active pornstar asks "why?" or "WTF?",
    you may a gone a bit too far...
    :confused:


    **I just watched Katie Morgan do her sex toys review episode on HBO...some of her faces and comments were funny.
     
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  9. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    It's hard to have an inside waistband holster without a little hip room. I can't lift a whole cow, but I like eating them. So do you mean just lift the portion I plan to eat at the time? or lift the whole cow? It's like saying I can't lift an apple tree, so I should not eat an apple.
     
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    The can't lift / don't eat wisdom is "dating advice."
     
  11. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    When you send an e-mail to someone at work, try to refrain from immediately walking over to them to tell them that you just e-mailed them.

    It wastes time, it distracts the person from their work and its.....just......fucking.....STUPID...
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    People should start repeating their own quotes too.
    They've got a bit of wisdom in them.

    "You don't exclude, you're inclined"
    -----------------------------------------------

    Sorry, I do this sometimes.
    Why? Because I might have just sent you important info or it is time sensitive...and many idiots forget to look at all their email. (or they're too distracted)

    I can't tell you how many say, "oh, I didn't see it."
    So either they're neglectful or ignore it by intent.
    Sorry, I sent you the email for a reason...not just for my warm & fuzzies. :rolleyes:

    So, here's a piece of advice for everyone...make sure you read all your damn emails.
    If they're auto or inconsequential...make a rule for it...have it set aside.

    You know what's wasteful? Me having to followup on everything.
    But I need to if I want things remembered or moving.
     
  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    The car can handle more than you think. If you need to drive fast and turn hard, look where you want to go and it'll make it.
     
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  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    I'm really talking about people who don't bother to wait. I actually had someone do this once before the email even appeared in my inbox. It's a bit much.
     
  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Yes, that is a bit much.
    So, as with anything, all complaints and all sides are valid. ;)

    Except Nazis...they suck, especially Illinois Nazis (Godwin)
     
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Last edited: May 10, 2014
  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Don't piss in the sandbox.
     
  18. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    When you have to poop, poop. Don't put it off—especially not overnight.
     
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  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Always tell them you love them.
    Every chance you get.
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Dont be miserable