1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. We've had very few donations over the year. I'm going to be short soon as some personal things are keeping me from putting up the money. If you have something small to contribute it's greatly appreciated. Please put your screen name as well so that I can give you credit. Click here: Donations
    Dismiss Notice

Pointless announcements 2.0

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Was reading up on European bison on wiki and came across something called the Higgs bison. I chuckled because of its closeness to Higgs boson, then decided to look up Higgs bison, as well.
    Google thought it was Higgs boson, too. :p

     
    • Like Like x 1
  2. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    It's been a while.
    Hope the crew here is faring well each and every one.
    How strange the world is.
     
    • Like Like x 7
  3. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Fucking Aussie politics is killing me, again. The political soap opera down here is pure comedy gold.
     
  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Welcome back, @roachboy !
     
    • Like Like x 2
  5. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    One word ought to make you feel better: Trump
     
    • Like Like x 2
  6. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Note to self: "Don't worry, he probably won't die" is not the right thing to say to a teen girl worried about her pet.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    I LOVE BOOBS
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Just found out some dancing I'd like to learn.

    I'm a big dancer, love it.
    Done some formal, like line, need to re-orient to 2-step, get my salsa/latin back in shape.

    But the ones I just saw I like are...Zouk, Kizomba and Bachata :)

    Hmm...the song Despacito seems to be used a lot between them all.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    i cant dance. nobody wants to see me dance, its kinda like watching me jiggle
     
    • Like Like x 1
  10. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    Have you ever tried dancing?
     
  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    define tried........
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  12. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Space
    It's the Friday before a holiday weekend and, naturally, time seems like it's standing still
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  13. Wildmermaid

    Wildmermaid Very Tilted

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    Smart ass. ;)
     
    • Like Like x 1
  14. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    @ralphie250 , if you had been in my neck of the woods in the late 1990's, I would have taken you to Club Neo. It was a New Wave/Goth dance club where everyone got down on the floor to trip the light fantastic. Aside from the incredibly hot women dancing there, every single person had their own style, and not one person there judged anyone else.

    I distinctly recall one guy who was there on a weekly basis- he wore a white dress shirt and black pants every single time I saw him, and all he ever did was stand in the same spot, wave his arms and sway to the music- never moving his feet at all. It was like he was conducting the music.

    Long story short- find the right place, and you can dance without ever giving a shit what anyone else thinks. :cool:
     
    • Like Like x 4
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  15. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Punk clubs are all that way.
    If you could stand the music, the mosh pit is an amazing place.
    And for us old fogeys who have too much body damage for the pit, we just stand on the outside and find our own style.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 2
  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Back in my topless dancer days they used to pay to watch me jiggle.:D

    boobygif1.gif
    Cupping my hands under my breasts and bouncing them up and down always brought out the hoots and hollers from the (mostly drunk) customers.

    Another winner was to grab a customer's long-neck beer bottle, take a couple swigs, spend half a song titfucking their long-neck, and then giving it back. More hoots and hollers. Never underestimate the amount of hooting and hollering that a nice pair of breasts can elicit from a bunch of drunk guys!

    Those were the good old days! I retired from the circuit in Febr 2003 at age 27 and haven't bared my breasts publicly (except for one drunk and embarrassing amateur night on my 30th birthday) since then.

    Is this NSFW?
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..


    that's what my moobs look like, just not as big and nice. and mine jiggle sometimes.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    yes I am.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    • Like Like x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  20. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    • Agree Agree x 2