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Pointless announcements 2.0

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

  1. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    jehovahs witnesses just showed up on my doorstep again. I miss the days when they just slid a watchtower under the door without ringing the bell...
     
  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I've been occupied for a quite a while
    I think I'm going to catch up on all these nice threads.

    Sorry about seeing my ugly mug everywhere. :eek:;)
     
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  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache? Donor

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Funny you should mention them.
    I received a hand-written letter in the mail the other day, post-marked from one town over where I used to live.
    I thought it might be a letter from an old friend or relative, but it turned out to be from a Witness.
    I'd never seen a personal note on notebook paper from a JW before. They did include a small pamphlet with the letter, so there was no confusion they were just being nice.
    Btw, my best friend from next door is a JW, but he doesn't go out soliciting and only goes to the Kingdom Hall on memorials, as far as I know.
    Pretty chill dude. We just don't celebrate holidays or birthdays together.
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    The pointy pinky toe on my left foot annoys me.

     
  5. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass Donor

    Location:
    Colorado
    Molly is a complete and utter wuss; but she hates door to door preachers with a passion. She stands on her back legs, looks down on them at the door, and goes ballistic describing the ways she wants to eat them and looking like she'll come through the glass.

    I've been blacklisted by Jehovah's Witness and the Mormons. Good girl.

    Oddly, she likes the UPS guy, he brings Greenies and dog toys.
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    It’s not everyday you get a fist bump out of the blue of a passing little person
     
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  7. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
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  8. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Pablo Picasso's 135th birthday was a few days ago. I chose a Halloween costume in his honor.

    Picasso.png

    Whadaya think?
     
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  9. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Very impressive!
    That looks like it was a lot of work.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I'm letting go

    'nuff said
     
  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Who?
     
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  12. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Including the following would've spoiled my already weak joke, so I'll add it now:
    @Lindy - The Picasso costume is wonderfully creative!
     
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    When I was browsing the forum earlier, I noticed the threads "Crappy Food" and "Pointless Advice" had been posted in recently, and for a brief moment my mind read them together as "Crappy Advice", and I realized what a completely terrible idea for a thread!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    My “Crappy Advice” is an exclusive deal for an exclusive client.
    I only cater to myself. ;)
     
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  15. michaelyoni64 New Member

    Location:
    AU
    I just shake my head at this latest masdacre in the Ca bar.
    This moronic belief that everyone has a right to bare arms is so sad.
    Feel for familues and innocent.

    At this rate I can only whish thst this attitude continues and everyone kills themselves. I don't wish this really just making a point.



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  16. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    The other day, I, and my fellow statesmen voted to abolish slavery in my state. What have you done for freedom lately?
     
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  17. kramus

    kramus what I might see

    Just noticed I’m carrying my umbrella I purchased in Dublin, a cork hat I picked up in Lisbon, and a nice silk scarf I was given in Hong King just last week. Feeling very worldly ATM
     
  18. michaelyoni64 New Member

    Location:
    AU
    What have I done for freedom........ trying to get divorced, leave the wife and kids. Its a joke. Not really getting a divorce.


    It depends on where you live. In my country there is no slavery (only that what wife bestows on her husband).

    What is your definition of slavery (and not the dictionary or wiki version).

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